{"author_link":"\/author\/heychinaski\/","author_name":"HeyChinaski","author_uid":"11211","comments":[{"author_name":"MikeTsunami","author_uid":"62227","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:29am","epoch":1450052640,"text":"Nice work! Fun game. =)"},{"author_name":"tayl1r","author_uid":"5556","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 3:02pm","epoch":1450105020,"text":"Nice stuff! Once it starts going it reallllly starts going!"},{"author_name":"theholychicken","author_uid":"25095","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 3:38pm","epoch":1450193580,"text":"Haha it's so wonky I can't stop smiling while playing it. I managed to get 41 before I rammed into myself.\r<br\/>Great work combining the themes and it's just really funny!"},{"author_name":"emmes","author_uid":"60595","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 12:56am","epoch":1450399860,"text":"Nice game mechanics; fun to play, and cool combination of the themes."},{"author_name":"HuvaaKoodia","author_uid":"21836","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 9:12pm","epoch":1450472820,"text":"246! My old skills at the Super Sheep training level in Worms Armageddon finally pay off.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Super simple, lot's of fun. Good job!"},{"author_name":"Blobo","author_uid":"52667","time":"Dec 20, 2015 @ 9:10pm","epoch":1450645500,"text":"Nice work! the sound effects were funny, and i loved the concept. i got a highscore of 120."},{"author_name":"g12345","author_uid":"63136","time":"Dec 26, 2015 @ 3:07pm","epoch":1451142120,"text":"Simple and fun."}],"images":["ld34\/11211-cc91f2200a446e632ff6aefc05e380da.jpg","ld34\/11211-c6a66a5c42b3db220d1e4cfdb133a193.jpg","ld34\/11211-a733a06057e350f7e16761cc11deeb7f.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.heychinaski.com\/ld34\/","text":"Web"},{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/tom-martin\/LudumDare34","text":"Source"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"5727","g_author":"11211","g_event":"LD34","g_eventkey":"31","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"5745","g_title":"The Crunch","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"7","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/11211-shot0-1450052274.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/11211-shot1-1450052274.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/11211-shot2-1450052274.jpg-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"The Crunch\r\n----------\r\n\r\nEat the flies!\r\n'A' key to turn left \r\n'D' key to turn right\r\nHit 'F' to go fullscreen\r\nDon't hit your stem\r\nDon't hit the drainpipes\r\nPost your top score in the comments!\r\n\r\nMay also work on some mobile devices.  Hold your phone in landscape and press on the left and right sides of the screen to steer.\r\n","title":"The Crunch"}