Such as it is. It's not coming together like I thought, but here's the abandoned effort.

What Plants Crave is a dice-driven statistical modeling game where you try to keep a plant alive and help it grow by controlling the amount of water and fertilizer it receives each day.

Press W to water the plant today.
Press F to fertilize the plant today.
Press B to add Brawndo.

Watch your reserves and be careful not to overfeed or overwater the plant.