{"author_link":"\/users\/nicozzard","author_name":"nicozzard","author_uid":"1142739","comments":[{"author_name":"Loren Heubert-Aubry","author_uid":"1227975","time":"2020-10-06T14:17:28Z","epoch":1601993848,"modified":1601993848,"text":"This is just ridiculously fun. Love the detail of the car stuck behind you. Only thing was once I got my food I wasn't sure what to do, but the art and audio here are just so funny.","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"m7rk","author_uid":"1215050","time":"2020-10-06T17:53:10Z","epoch":1602006790,"modified":1602006790,"text":"this game is an AVANT GARDE WORK OF ART and more importantly my anime wife was REALLY HOT and the dialogue was somehow better than every other game i've played so far so basically what im saying is\n\nnice\n","likes":3,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Jofish","author_uid":"1162476","time":"2020-10-07T16:43:44Z","epoch":1602089024,"modified":1602089024,"text":"For some reason, the thing that stood out most in this was the car crashing noise? This was certainly a unique experience. Good job!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"frecklebars","author_uid":"1213959","time":"2020-10-07T16:49:43Z","epoch":1602089383,"modified":1602089414,"text":"i had a weirdly huge amount of fun playing this lmao i seriously didnt expect that. at some point i was just crashing in the other dude continuously just bcos i found the crashing sound funny","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Gabriel Pittol","author_uid":"1179714","time":"2020-10-09T00:49:04Z","epoch":1602204544,"modified":1602204544,"text":"Brothers and Sisters, we've reached the peak of gaming. Well played, sir. This might be the funniest one I played so far this jam.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"C0nt","author_uid":"1182465","time":"2020-10-09T07:43:23Z","epoch":1602229403,"modified":1602229431,"text":"I have so many questions. Will my HOT WIFE'S hunger ever be sated? Will I be able to put on some music? Who is the guy in the red car? Hell in the truest sense of the word.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"ploy","author_uid":"1007501","time":"2020-10-15T19:08:54Z","epoch":1602788934,"modified":1602788934,"text":"If I could rate Graphics it would be the highest score :)","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"","author_uid":"1000000","time":"2020-10-17T04:53:44Z","epoch":1602910424,"modified":1602910424,"text":"Fun game","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"kuro","author_uid":"1001556","time":"2020-10-17T05:50:20Z","epoch":1602913820,"modified":1602913820,"text":"WTF is going on here? :laughing: I have no idea what's happening, but I'm loving it, and laughing like an idiot.","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Andrfw","author_uid":"1010615","time":"2020-10-19T05:41:52Z","epoch":1603086112,"modified":1603086112,"text":"it's beautiful","likes":1,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":["ld47\/225483-fc2b29e116b606e7b901a57af110f45f.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/nicozzard.itch.io\/going-for-takeout-with-my-hot-wife","text":"Youtube"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"59057","g_author":"1142739","g_event":"LD47","g_eventkey":"76","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"269908","g_title":"GOING FOR TAKEOUT WITH MY HOT WIFE","g_status":"PVT1","g_place":"678","g_commentcount":"10","g_site2_node_id":"225483","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"225483","n_urlkey":"269908","n_parent":"212256","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/47\/going-for-takeout-with-my-hot-wife","n_slug":"going-for-takeout-with-my-hot-","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"142739","n_created":"1601844350","n_modified":"1602444371","n_version":"704160","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":225483,"parent":212256,"superparent":9,"author":142739,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"jam","published":"2020-10-05T22:55:31Z","created":"2020-10-04T20:45:50Z","modified":"2020-10-11T19:26:11Z","version":704160,"slug":"going-for-takeout-with-my-hot-wife","name":"GOING FOR TAKEOUT WITH MY HOT WIFE","body":"can't wait to get home so we can have sex! Honk if you're hungry ;)\n\n- WASD for movement\n- Q to lean out the window\n- SPACE to honk\n\n- Lean out at the red intercom to order\n- Lean out at the first window to pick up your food\n- Honk at the red car to make him move up\n- There's unique dialogue for the first 33 loops\n- made in like the last day\n\n![1.png](\/\/\/raw\/39d\/22\/z\/39cf9.png)\n![2.png](\/\/\/raw\/39d\/22\/z\/39cfa.png)\n![3.png](\/\/\/raw\/39d\/22\/z\/39cfb.png)\n![4.png](\/\/\/raw\/39d\/22\/z\/39cfc.png)","meta":{"author":[142739,228104],"grade-08-out":"1","grade-05-out":"1","allow-anonymous-comments":"1","link-01-tag":[42337],"link-01":"https:\/\/nicozzard.itch.io\/going-for-takeout-with-my-hot-wife","cover":"\/\/\/content\/39d\/22\/z\/39d00.png","link-02":"","link-02-tag":null},"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/47\/going-for-takeout-with-my-hot-wife","parents":[1,5,9,212256],"love":0,"notes":10,"notes-timestamp":"2020-10-19T05:41:52Z","grade":{"grade-01":20,"grade-02":20,"grade-03":20,"grade-04":20,"grade-06":20,"grade-07":20},"magic":{"cool":125.3566341056,"feedback":11,"given":22,"grade":20,"grade-01-average":3.583,"grade-01-result":678,"grade-02-average":3.361,"grade-02-result":785,"grade-03-average":3.694,"grade-03-result":400,"grade-04-average":3.972,"grade-04-result":382,"grade-06-average":3.194,"grade-06-result":756,"grade-07-average":4.25,"grade-07-result":42,"smart":-2.3532708129441}},"text":"can't wait to get home so we can have sex! Honk if you're hungry ;)\n\n- WASD for movement\n- Q to lean out the window\n- SPACE to honk\n\n- Lean out at the red intercom to order\n- Lean out at the first window to pick up your food\n- Honk at the red car to make him move up\n- There's unique dialogue for the first 33 loops\n- made in like the last day\n\n![1.png](\/\/\/raw\/39d\/22\/z\/39cf9.png)\n![2.png](\/\/\/raw\/39d\/22\/z\/39cfa.png)\n![3.png](\/\/\/raw\/39d\/22\/z\/39cfb.png)\n![4.png](\/\/\/raw\/39d\/22\/z\/39cfc.png)","title":"GOING FOR TAKEOUT WITH MY HOT WIFE"}