RPG Simulator 2015 by yajiv

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made by yajiv for LD34 (JAM)
A visual commentary distilling the essence of the modern RPG.

Features: Complex controls (Left and Right Arrows), challenge, and witty dialogue of all modern RPGs

Alternate controls: Z/X, 1/2

Feedback

Dasky
15. Dec 2015 路 02:05 UTC
Wasn't working for me :(
MestreRothWP
15. Dec 2015 路 02:10 UTC
Didn't work to me as well. Said love.dll is missing.

Which program did you use? Try exporting/uploading again.
馃帳 yajiv
15. Dec 2015 路 02:47 UTC
Whoops, fixed.
serge_rgb
15. Dec 2015 路 04:02 UTC
Wasted 1min45s of my life :D
Hilarious game which, like promised, is actually a commentary on modern RPGS
AuthorX
15. Dec 2015 路 04:03 UTC
Was able to get it to run. Simple but silly.
fluidvolt
15. Dec 2015 路 09:38 UTC
Haha! This was pretty funny, if a little cynical. I got what I deserved. Laughed out loud at the level-up screen. I was actually somewhat considering my options of what to assign points to... and then I see the levels skyrocketing in ridiculous amounts! And I love that little level-up jig. All the music, actually.
AsixJin
16. Dec 2015 路 05:44 UTC
This was fun! I got under 50 seconds and I love what happens when you let all the guys gather around you and you kill them all at once.
rzuf
17. Dec 2015 路 12:43 UTC
Huh, killing these little guys was actually suprisingly fun. :D I loved the voice acting and the rpg-style lorem ipsum.
lucentbeam
19. Dec 2015 路 23:59 UTC
I played it three times...
Hybrog
21. Dec 2015 路 18:25 UTC
Ha, funny indeed. The dialogue nearly brought me to tears out of raw emotion alone. ;)
Yvanor
01. Jan 2016 路 18:47 UTC
Wow, really fun game. There were the better 50seconds of my whole life. Good game ^^