ME! vs the unrelenting alien invasion by Human Writes Code
You are ME. Yeah. That's your actual name.
You're an accountant who, in a hilarious™ turn of events, has been put in charge of saving the world from an unrelenting alien invasion (I mean, it's in the title).
Anyway... here's hoping you survive, buddy!

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Controls:
Keys A and D change your orbital rotation.
Left Mouse Button fires rockets that kill aliens.
Right Mouse Button fires a lazer that collects REPAIR CRATES!
Your shield absorbs enemy bullets but does nothing to stop enemies.
Oh, and try to avoid shooting the Earth and/or the Moon.
THIS GAME HAS ONLY BEEN TESTED IN 1920x1080 and 800x600 - IT WILL LOOK AWFUL ON ALL OTHER RESOLUTIONS AND MAY IN FACT BE UNPLAYABLE.
Sorry, no Mac or Linux builds. I ran out of time. :(
Made with ~~love~~ stress for Ludum Dare 47!
Ratings
| Overall | 366th | 3.817⭐ | 43🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 310th | 3.768⭐ | 43🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 931th | 3.226⭐ | 44🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 660th | 3.75⭐ | 44🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 810th | 3.548⭐ | 44🧑⚖️ |
| Audio | 384th | 3.659⭐ | 43🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 123th | 3.94⭐ | 44🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 690th | 3.488⭐ | 42🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 25🗳️ | 52🗨️ |
@guilherme-rampelotto-rodrigues Poor old Me. He was doomed to orbit forever from the very start!
@bradyg Thank you very much for the kind words. I really tried on the art but I am not an artist and I was learning as I went. I'm glad you liked it!
@yellowsalamander Thanks for your feedback and thanks for playing!
Also poor humans I accidentaly destroyed the moon before the first alien appeared ;)
I encountered this amusing little bug where halfway through the tutorial all the letters started printing out twice, so everyone sounded like they were talking rreeaallllyy sslloowwllyy.
Now realtalk: Awesome Job. Love the Humor. The music kicks just right! I. Love. It!!!
Any chance of a Web or Mac build?
Keep jaming!
I really appreciate the dialog system! I don't know if you had some of it implemented in advance, but it has all of those nice-to-have features that make it feel that much more finished, like timed text and gibberish narration. The mechanics were enjoyable, if slightly clunky when one ship is barraging the planet, forcing you to keep your shield pointed to it, while giving you little time to peek and shoot it it. I'd also suggest a "toggle orbital direction" button rather than "left and right orbit buttons", as the directions could get confusing depending on your current location in orbit. Still, it has solid gameplay that's quite fleshed out for a jam :) I'm not sure if I finished or softlocked the game though: once I reached level 15 enemies stopped appearing :shrug:
Good job, and thank you for making this!
There was something that felt really nice about how the rockets traveled.
@criggles Thanks! The rockets use a simple but relatively subtle algorithm to accelerate towards their target. It's an idea I picked up from the "Juice it or lose it" video (linked below). It's not the same algorithm they use for motion/momentum but it's the same idea. Also, that video is well worth watching.
@king-cacti Thanks!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy0aCDmgnxg
@gonzalol Yeah, there are definitely issues with the difficulty spike. Still, level 15 is probably further than I ever made it :laughing: Thanks for playing!
As mentioned the gameplay felt challenging, but was really enjoyable! The graphics were great and the controls were responsive and felt intuitive to use.
Difficulty spiked up a little too fast after wave 10, but I feel like that's probably just me being bad at the game :p Overall a great entry, well done!
Good job, a decent shooter with increasing wave heat density. I wish laser would work on slow projectiles though.
Definitely some good humor, especially the broken windshield part. Since Bob looks like a construction worker, I imagine he just climbed into my office through the window and started talking about aliens.
A bit weird that it says "the aliens destroyed the earth" when I destroy the earth, but it can be taken with humor ("Umh, yes, the aliens did it, damn those aliens...").
On third try I somehow reached level 23 too fast, was a bit disappointed that there were no more waves. But, the ending stays true to the theme (was that the end or a glitch, I'm not sure).
Initially a bit too much text stopping you from playing.
Anyway, it had fun good writing, nice simple and effective graphics... and that bass was slappin'!