Your game is weird and cool :D

Nice game memelord. Fits theme nicely, because of this game i cannot wait to be a parent in the hood

The only place I've ever been smiling falling over scattered furniture! Very fun :D

Very sad. Always new that ugly thing was some sort of demon.

Amazing, unironically the best time I had in a while.

Thank you for this gem. I want to destroy this baby tho

Masterpiece.

Wow, what an absolute fever dream. I love it, 11/10 ice age babies

Best game I ever played, 10/10

Been testing various games and this one gave me a good laugh! Nice music but the baby's repeated cry is a bit annoying though :))

I think I'm having a stroke, I love it.

Edit: Elite gamer strat is to put the baby in the diaper area and gather the fruit and milk at the rocker area.

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Sad news bois: The baby is dead
Really unique game idea, and I loved the way this was made. The mouse sensitivity was a bit high, but loved the WAAAAAA! This game was WAAAAA-y to good to have been made in 3 days. "epic"

Supremely silly, but fun and frantic. I got the pumpkin confused with the orange, and I couldn't figure out how to handle the diapers and the fruits - there didn't seem to be enough time. Nice work - a memorable entry.

The best game of the jam. Wonderful, a beautiful exploration of the trials of parenthood.

That was brilliant holy brap, I was laughing the whole way through it was genius. lmao. the ending was really good too, it was really Thinkus Provocing. Amazing wonderful definitely gonna rank high for humor!! Good luck and keep up the good work!

I am a parent and can confirm that this simulator is 90% accurate. The only thing that was wrong was the lack of chairs.

I'm honestly not sure what critique could be leveled at this game. Everything wrong with it is everything right with it. It's garbage, it knows it's garbage, it flourishes in trash and as trash. A gloriously hand-wrought shitpost that belongs in the Guggenheim. You, sir and/or madam, are an artist.

What's truly amazing about this project is that underneath layers upon layers of shitpost, it's a genuinely fun game. Bravo, and well played.

This was an experience

Hilarious, didn't actually expect it to be a quality game. I wish there weren't so many stolen assets doe :) Nice work!

Waluigi "waah" on top of a looping Mario Kart track. This is it folks, we've reached the physical peak of gaming. You literally cannot make a better game.

The true genius of this is that, underneath all of the shitposting, there's a genuinely fun and challenging game.

@xeno-software
Thx, and as for the mouse sensitivity, I guess I should've made the options menu more noticable :P

@dob
Hint for diaper level: Elite gamer strat is to put the baby in the diaper area and gather the fruit and milk at the rocker area.
Thanks for the feedback!

Possibly the most accurate parenthood simulator I've ever played.
I can't decide if this is a great game or the greatest game.

Absolutely hilarious, had tons of fun with it. Very emotional experience.


- Laughed out loud when trying to open the fridge and the whole door the fell out.

- Also laughed when at day 3 had to navigate a furniture cluttered kitchen.

- Looking for the right fruit was fun and engaging.

- Also laughed when accidentally brought the baby a table instead of a fruit.

- Ending hit me right in the feels.



After I wracked my brain for any constructive criticism, the only thing I came up with is you could have polished the graphics a bit instead of doing that random level 5, but that's about it.


Overall had a lot of fun, there was laughter, there was sadness, there was life and there was death.

This is HILARIOUS. no wonder it won in the fun and Humor category.

Truly a masterpiece

this is the postirony as it is :D

Isn't this a joke that both our and your games have the same message inside yet being that different?

Haha this game was pure craziness. So incredibly ugly but incredible funny, nice work and congrats on the 1st placements! :)

amazing