{"author_link":"\/author\/cameronpenner\/","author_name":"cameronpenner","author_uid":"56667","comments":[{"author_name":"tyrants.not.found.team","author_uid":"66002","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 8:39pm","epoch":1450211640,"text":"The character, music and sound are totally crazy, even if i could't actually play it, is very funny! Cheers! Stefan (Tyrants.not.found.team)"},{"author_name":"simon.parzer","author_uid":"50444","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 11:58pm","epoch":1450309980,"text":"That was is hilarious! The physics\/controls are just crazy but it's easy to get the hang of it. Well done!"},{"author_name":"sP0CkEr2","author_uid":"7135","time":"Dec 19, 2015 @ 9:28pm","epoch":1450560180,"text":"this was so much fun - great job making a crazy game"},{"author_name":"Imagos Softworks","author_uid":"64799","time":"Dec 23, 2015 @ 2:23am","epoch":1450837080,"text":"Interesting game. Reminds me of an easier\/simple version of QWOP. Knowing that it was based off a true story gives it an additional layer of humor. Why is he in a mattress store? Why is he eating corn nuts one by one?"},{"author_name":"alyphen","author_uid":"14242","time":"Dec 23, 2015 @ 3:56am","epoch":1450842660,"text":"Inspiring QWOP-style frustration, this is an incredibly amusing entry, if only for it's sheer ridiculousness.\r<br\/>The graphical style is perfect for this style of entry, and the physics are spot-on. Though this couldn't really go on to make a full game, as it stands it's a pretty amusing way to kill a few minutes."},{"author_name":"mike.cullingham","author_uid":"49890","time":"Dec 23, 2015 @ 4:22am","epoch":1450844220,"text":"Difficult QWOP style game.  I always wished there was a simpler version of that, but perhaps I need even simpler... nice job though."},{"author_name":"Two Scoop Games","author_uid":"37347","time":"Dec 23, 2015 @ 4:53am","epoch":1450846080,"text":"Such a corny game! It made me laugh. Reminds me of QWOP."},{"author_name":"Loneshark","author_uid":"35329","time":"Dec 23, 2015 @ 4:53am","epoch":1450846080,"text":"27 points, but then I fell right between those mattresses!\r<br\/>\r<br\/>I think everyone has (or is) a 'Jared' in their life at some point, so good job sharing this quasi-relatable experience!"},{"author_name":"hyperscope","author_uid":"61330","time":"Dec 24, 2015 @ 3:25am","epoch":1450927200,"text":"Windows download build doesn't work. Audio was great although I couldn't find any rhyme or reason to the controls"},{"author_name":"stefenism","author_uid":"21820","time":"Dec 24, 2015 @ 7:55pm","epoch":1450986600,"text":"HAH!"}],"images":["ld34\/56667-ee27ab0a5392e305bf012e72cad61b23.jpg","ld34\/56667-7ecd1ef094c33f735b70ad47db91f211.jpg","ld34\/56667-f77ffa54d69e19dd0bc45aa8975d3ed0.jpg","ld34\/56667-36eb6d09979c06314a09acf02d8e0ccc.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/cameronpenner.itch.io\/jared-and-the-corn-nuts","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/cameronpenner.itch.io\/jared-and-the-corn-nuts","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"6279","g_author":"56667","g_event":"LD34","g_eventkey":"31","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"6263","g_title":"Jared and the Corn Nuts","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"435","g_commentcount":"10","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/56667-shot0-1450108341.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/56667-shot1-1450108202.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/56667-shot2-1450140249.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/56667-shot3-1450140249.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Press the corresponding arrow key to move that foot forward.\r\n\r\nBoth themes are in play here. You can only use the two arrow keys, and you'll notice the character grows over time as he eats the corn nuts.\r\n\r\nI only had Saturday to work on this, but I thought it turned out pretty good! It's based on a true story too, so that should add to the feels.","title":"Jared and the Corn Nuts"}