Innocuous Pong by MachWerx
It's a totally innocuous single player version of Pong! See if you can get to a score of 15 to see the ultimate level. Use your mouse to control. If you're playing the web version, click inside the window to get the mouse cursor to lock. (Otherwise your paddle will get stuck when you reach the edge of your desktop.)

Spoiler Video
Scroll down to play the game on PC, Mac, or web. Or check out a video for the full game (includes footage for the ultimate level at score 15):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PbjETBAbOM
Ratings
| Overall | 204th | 3.79⭐ | 33🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 102th | 3.903⭐ | 33🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 45th | 4.129⭐ | 33🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 942th | 3.032⭐ | 33🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 267th | 3.79⭐ | 33🧑⚖️ |
| Audio | 207th | 3.581⭐ | 33🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 569th | 2.654⭐ | 28🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 196th | 3.65⭐ | 32🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 28🗳️ | 7🗨️ |
The controls are a little tough sometimes. My mouse works its way out of the play area.
Update: I got to 15. Kinda wished there was more to it.
Before 15:
Okay, a good looking pong with tricky control.
After 15:
What the f**k ? :rofl:
I'm so surprised by the "ultimate level", good work!
P.S.
I know it's hard, anyone wanna push it to the next dimension? Yes, I mean the 4D pong :joy:
Thank you for your work! See you in a bit.
* Cursor is locked so the paddle won't get stuck part-way to the edge.
* More stable collisions.
* The paddle speed has been slowed down so it's not crazy on the web.
* The score displays 0 at the beginning instead of the placeholder 99.
Oh wait! No - this was so fun to play, definitely the most fun I've had in any game I've rated! The music is wonderful and bubbly - though a longer loop would be appreciated - and the idea is really clever. There were definitely some times where it felt like losing was unfair - particularly around the 6 transition (where sometimes my paddle would teleport at a very inconvenient time) or the 12 (where sometimes the ball would head straight for a corner - and it was hard to know which paddle to bring over, and even if that went well, the ball would just fly off before I could move my mouse all the way across the screen - you could possibly get the same effect by having the paddles move along arcs of a circle instead of sides of a square to avoid these discontinuities). I only managed to get to 19 (I might come back again and try to get to 20 later) - the 3D was so hard, especially if, like for the 12 transition, the ball headed towards an edge or corner - it might be more fun if the physics cheated a bit for the 3D to not cause collisions in too rapid succession. I also wonder whether keyboard controls might suit the game better - especially if 3D things are going to come into play - it might open up more possibilities of control schemes that make the player feel like they are definitely in control of what's happening. In any case, very well done.
I got to 18 and lost, that transition was NEAT!
There's some problems 'by design' in the 4 paddles stages where if the ball goes to a corner to see which side it would hit first + to make the switch to replace the 2nd paddle for the corner after it has hit the 1st.