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And man, pensioners had the same stereotype even in the other side of the globe.\nAbout the gameplay, i felt a little bit stuck, buuuut, it really fits with the premise.\nOne thing that I really miss was a \"how to play\". It would really help me to don't die at \"super sonic speed\" as already said.\nIn a nutshell, really moody game!","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"BukkakeTears","author_uid":"1218395","time":"2020-10-04T17:25:53Z","epoch":1601832353,"modified":1601832353,"text":"I loved a part when swearing and drinking improved my patriotism. And it is even more funny, because I'm from slavic country. :smile: Maybe I didn't notice it, but I've missed possibility to do a slav squat.\n\nAnyway, sticking to the topic, simple game, but that does not mean bad. I laughed. :thumbsup_tone1:","likes":2,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"PashaLoban","author_uid":"1213588","time":"2020-10-04T21:06:54Z","epoch":1601845614,"modified":1601845614,"text":"\u041f\u0440\u043e\u0441\u0442\u043e \u0420\u0430\u0448\u043a\u0430","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"PixelMoose Studio","author_uid":"1225634","time":"2020-10-05T14:34:22Z","epoch":1601908462,"modified":1601908462,"text":"Obviusly one off the best games in this jam","likes":1,"format":"md"},{"author_name":"Lain94","author_uid":1213084,"time":"2020-10-05T14:42:11Z","epoch":1601908931,"modified":1601908931,"text":"What is supposed that I should do with the money? It's a criticism about the extra money from pension? It looks like it must have a good message criticizing the kind of life of an ex-prisioner russian? XD Idk, but it was funny when I played it and that guy at the TV screamed! 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I also laughed at the drinking increasing your patriotism.","likes":1,"format":"md"}],"format":"md","images":["ld47\/218522-8156068adcc87aae90d538e44cddb016.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1MHFVYK4HhD9-UOaKaYaVIkDcttED9KGX\/view?usp=sharing","text":"Youtube"},{"url":"https:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/RPS\/527356","text":"Youtube"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"63879","g_author":"1218521","g_event":"LD47","g_eventkey":"76","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"279594","g_title":"Russian Pensioner Simulator","g_status":"PVT1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"9","g_site2_node_id":"218522","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"218522","n_urlkey":"279594","n_parent":"212256","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/47\/russian-pensioner-simulator","n_slug":"russian-pensioner-simulator","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"compo","n_author":"218521","n_created":"1601557621","n_modified":"1601716546","n_version":"660368","n_status":"COMMIT"},"node":{"id":218522,"parent":212256,"superparent":9,"author":218521,"type":"item","subtype":"game","subsubtype":"compo","published":"2020-10-03T09:15:46Z","created":"2020-10-01T13:07:01Z","modified":"2020-10-03T09:15:46Z","version":660368,"slug":"russian-pensioner-simulator","name":"Russian Pensioner Simulator","body":"\u0418\u0433\u0440\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u0432\u0430\u043c \u043e\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0432 \u0440\u043e\u043b\u0438 \u0442\u0438\u043f\u0438\u0447\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043f\u0435\u043d\u0441\u0438\u043e\u043d\u0435\u0440\u0430, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0439 \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0441\u0435\u0445 \u043e\u0440\u0451\u0442, \u0441\u043c\u043e\u0442\u0440\u0438\u0442 \u0442\u0435\u043b\u0435\u0432\u0438\u0437\u043e\u0440, \u0438 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0438\u0437 \u043c\u0443\u0441\u043e\u0440\u043a\u0438.\n\n\u0412 \u0438\u0433\u0440\u0435 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0430\u044f \u043e\u0437\u0432\u0443\u0447\u043a\u0430, \u0438 2 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0430 \u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0444\u0435\u0439\u0441\u0430 - \u0420\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u0438 \u0410\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439\n\nThe game will help you to be in the role of a typical Russian pensioner who yells at everyone, watches TV, and eats from the trash can.\n\nThe game has Russian voice acting, and 2 interface languages - Russian and English\n\nThe game was made from scratch in 48 hours.\n\n#action #retro #arcade![screenshot_1-kgitsv9w.png](\/\/\/raw\/995\/53\/z\/3495c.png)","meta":{"author":[218521],"cover":"\/\/\/content\/995\/53\/z\/3495f.jpg","link-01":"https:\/\/drive.google.com\/file\/d\/1MHFVYK4HhD9-UOaKaYaVIkDcttED9KGX\/view?usp=sharing","link-01-tag":[42332],"link-01-name":"Unity","allow-anonymous-comments":"1","link-02":"https:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/RPS\/527356","link-02-tag":[42337],"link-02-name":"Game"},"path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/47\/russian-pensioner-simulator","parents":[1,5,9,212256],"love":0,"notes":9,"notes-timestamp":"2020-10-11T15:08:09Z","grade":{"grade-01":7,"grade-02":7,"grade-03":7,"grade-04":7,"grade-05":7,"grade-06":7,"grade-07":7,"grade-08":7},"magic":{"cool":0,"feedback":7,"given":0,"grade":7,"grade-01-average":3.3,"grade-02-average":3.2,"grade-03-average":3.3,"grade-04-average":2.8,"grade-05-average":3.3,"grade-06-average":3.2,"grade-07-average":4.2,"grade-08-average":3.9,"smart":-37.639043553768}},"text":"\u0418\u0433\u0440\u0430 \u043f\u043e\u043c\u043e\u0436\u0435\u0442 \u0432\u0430\u043c \u043e\u043a\u0430\u0437\u0430\u0442\u044c\u0441\u044f \u0432 \u0440\u043e\u043b\u0438 \u0442\u0438\u043f\u0438\u0447\u043d\u043e\u0433\u043e \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u043e\u0433\u043e \u043f\u0435\u043d\u0441\u0438\u043e\u043d\u0435\u0440\u0430, \u043a\u043e\u0442\u043e\u0440\u044b\u0439 \u043d\u0430 \u0432\u0441\u0435\u0445 \u043e\u0440\u0451\u0442, \u0441\u043c\u043e\u0442\u0440\u0438\u0442 \u0442\u0435\u043b\u0435\u0432\u0438\u0437\u043e\u0440, \u0438 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0438\u0437 \u043c\u0443\u0441\u043e\u0440\u043a\u0438.\n\n\u0412 \u0438\u0433\u0440\u0435 \u0435\u0441\u0442\u044c \u0440\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0430\u044f \u043e\u0437\u0432\u0443\u0447\u043a\u0430, \u0438 2 \u044f\u0437\u044b\u043a\u0430 \u0438\u043d\u0442\u0435\u0440\u0444\u0435\u0439\u0441\u0430 - \u0420\u0443\u0441\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439 \u0438 \u0410\u043d\u0433\u043b\u0438\u0439\u0441\u043a\u0438\u0439\n\nThe game will help you to be in the role of a typical Russian pensioner who yells at everyone, watches TV, and eats from the trash can.\n\nThe game has Russian voice acting, and 2 interface languages - Russian and English\n\nThe game was made from scratch in 48 hours.\n\n#action #retro #arcade![screenshot_1-kgitsv9w.png](\/\/\/raw\/995\/53\/z\/3495c.png)","title":"Russian Pensioner Simulator"}