{"author_link":"\/author\/johnwatmuff\/","author_name":"JohnWatmuff","author_uid":"60437","comments":[{"author_name":"doitle","author_uid":"3578","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 8:31pm","epoch":1450211160,"text":"I love it. Totally ridiculous and pointless escalation. The music amps things up quite a bit. I only wish the opening was a little bit shorter or quicker. Being that it's a non interactive part it goes on a bit long. Great jorb."},{"author_name":"Yaroslav Kravtsov","author_uid":"44195","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 8:36pm","epoch":1450211460,"text":"Hilarious! Start is little bit boring, because I just watched and can't play, but later it becomes really fun."},{"author_name":"Suaave","author_uid":"59347","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 8:50pm","epoch":1450212300,"text":"Well, that was unexpected. Hilarious, but it's a pity that it ends so early. Would have been nice to be able to skip the intro to check out all the branches faster."},{"author_name":"Grahhhhh","author_uid":"51802","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 2:05am","epoch":1450231200,"text":"I thought this was going to be a bad entry, I didn't see the game coming, but when I did I couldn't stop laughing, nice one!"},{"author_name":"Galan","author_uid":"11241","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 2:10am","epoch":1450231500,"text":"Funniest Ludum Dare game I've played. It had actual jokes, and I laughed at them."},{"author_name":"LavWa","author_uid":"64845","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 2:14am","epoch":1450231740,"text":"Funny story, the wait was worth it :) Good job !"},{"author_name":"Team Chompatron","author_uid":"65546","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 5:27am","epoch":1450243320,"text":"At first,I was like "Um...do I do anything...or?" And then I was "OMG THE COPS ARE COMING AFTER ME!" Hilarious"},{"author_name":"zedutchgandalf","author_uid":"18216","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 3:03pm","epoch":1450277880,"text":"I just had a totally bonkers discussion with the police about the century-old merits of a manual corkscrew versus an automatic wine-opener. And I love it! This is very funny, albeit the intro is like twice as long as the game itself (it would have been nice if I could skip to the next piece of text by clicking or something, the default speed was way to low IMO)"},{"author_name":"VladRusu","author_uid":"23183","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 3:03pm","epoch":1450277880,"text":"HAHAHA or should I say HOHOHO? It's beggining to look a lot like Christmas! Happy hacking Christmas peeps!"},{"author_name":"piper82","author_uid":"28326","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 11:51pm","epoch":1450309560,"text":"funny. i struck keyboard while laughing. now ive got blood on my hands. gotta run!"},{"author_name":"Flygamer101","author_uid":"48756","time":"Dec 20, 2015 @ 11:41pm","epoch":1450654560,"text":"Very nice game. HILARIOUS in its concept, story, and gameplay."},{"author_name":"Shurty","author_uid":"55033","time":"Dec 21, 2015 @ 12:05am","epoch":1450656000,"text":"Really Funny ! Well played :)"},{"author_name":"xaedes","author_uid":"31351","time":"Dec 21, 2015 @ 9:41am","epoch":1450690560,"text":"at the first glance i thought to myself "bah do i really need to play that?"\rthan i relaxed, sat back and read through the story, then suddenly! it was very exciting and then very funny.\ri enjoyed this very much"},{"author_name":"Zanzlanz","author_uid":"11407","time":"Jan 3, 2016 @ 7:47pm","epoch":1451850120,"text":"I can't stop thinking about what just happened XD Great job with the weird story concept, and I love the graphics and sound. Awesome work!"}],"images":["ld34\/60437-f6e4df43e0dd75630559dd8068b6a30a.jpg","ld34\/60437-b427bca412455f5d432b70e7628cce9f.jpg","ld34\/60437-9e23ef290b55df4b3e9db6bfa65021bf.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/nowtheresblood.forevernews95.net","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"6393","g_author":"60437","g_event":"LD34","g_eventkey":"31","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"6363","g_title":"Now There's Blood On Your Hands","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"788","g_commentcount":"14","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/60437-shot0-1450042732.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/60437-shot1-1450042732.png-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/60437-shot2-1450042732.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Your name is willy and its been quiet a Christmas in button world, but not for long. Now There's Blood On Your Hands.\r\n\r\nPlease enjoy this very short game slash humorous Christmas adventure.","title":"Now There's Blood On Your Hands"}