{"author_link":"\/author\/crowbeak\/","author_name":"Crowbeak","author_uid":"16689","comments":[{"author_name":"amras0000","author_uid":"47448","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:51am","epoch":1450053960,"text":"Here's a log of an issue that showed up:\r\rYou startled her.(if:)'s 1st value is the number 0, but should be a boolean.\u25ba She jumps, turns, and asks how she can help you.There's nothing before this to do (else:) with.\u25ba.. TWICE. She jumps, turns, and her eyes grow wide as her gaze falls to your now porn-legend-sized penis.\r\r----\rotherwise, there's a much larger array of options than I'd expect to see, but you sort of paid for that with the choices not really being consequential (I'm not wearing underpants > I'm not wearing Pants > game says "and yet you wear underpants?")"},{"author_name":"demogorgon","author_uid":"54467","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 12:53am","epoch":1450054080,"text":"I'm still not sure what I just played but it was glorious."},{"author_name":"Crowbeak","author_uid":"16689","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 7:18am","epoch":1450077180,"text":"amras0000: Thank you! Some friends noticed that, but I was showing them at a conference via my phone and didn't have FTP access to fix it. xD It should be good now!"},{"author_name":"GAFBlizzard","author_uid":"12278","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 11:17am","epoch":1450091520,"text":"That was pretty unexpected in multiple ways. I never got a good end. :("},{"author_name":"hissssssssss","author_uid":"18086","time":"Dec 14, 2015 @ 2:58pm","epoch":1450104780,"text":""I...what?" sums it up perfectly, on the very first screen.\r\rSome cringeworthy description in here, but I suppose that's the point! This would be a very inconvenient problem in real life..."},{"author_name":"NidzaKornjaca","author_uid":"56576","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 3:08am","epoch":1450148580,"text":"Ah crap, I got stuck in someones magical realm again. Well this was weird."},{"author_name":"fullmontis","author_uid":"21736","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 5:03pm","epoch":1450198680,"text":"Well, it is pretty hard to write a comment about this game. Let's say that it is quite unexpected."},{"author_name":"TomenLuca","author_uid":"66261","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 8:52pm","epoch":1450212420,"text":"This was certainly an experience. A very bold and creative use of the theme Growing. I liked it a lot for all its sillyness."},{"author_name":"davisan","author_uid":"10464","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 4:34am","epoch":1450240140,"text":"Lol, it was pretty funny!! :D"},{"author_name":"CMG","author_uid":"65690","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 11:34pm","epoch":1450308540,"text":"Kind of an off-kilter comedy-horror story. Well, it's structured like horror but told as straightforward comedy. And I guess it is body horror no matter how you slice it. Your body doing something beyond your control. Something other people don't want to take seriously. I appreciate strange games like this!"},{"author_name":"marod","author_uid":"62521","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 1:30pm","epoch":1450358700,"text":"This was... unexpected but I lost my shit when I clicked in the pennis inch."},{"author_name":"EternalCastleStudio","author_uid":"64145","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 1:40pm","epoch":1450359300,"text":"This game is perfect. A real joke-game :-)"},{"author_name":"candlesan","author_uid":"42159","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 9:40am","epoch":1450431300,"text":"Cute Star Wars tie in, nice timing :)"},{"author_name":"SayRafon","author_uid":"64874","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 1:32pm","epoch":1450445220,"text":"well, okay ^^'"},{"author_name":"Dianouille","author_uid":"56737","time":"Dec 18, 2015 @ 2:08pm","epoch":1450447380,"text":"II think using penis it's a easy way too make it fun. But, hey, it's still fun, so I think that is not so bad. Good job ! May the Force be with you !"},{"author_name":"felilix","author_uid":"60598","time":"Dec 20, 2015 @ 10:36am","epoch":1450607460,"text":"Haha just when you thought you'd played everything, playing as a man with a growing penis game shows up. Hilarious! Thanks for the laughs!"},{"author_name":"Crowbeak","author_uid":"16689","time":"Dec 21, 2015 @ 8:06am","epoch":1450684860,"text":"Hey! I was very careful not to specify the player's gender!"},{"author_name":"Muel","author_uid":"63618","time":"Dec 25, 2015 @ 6:41am","epoch":1451025360,"text":"I found a way to beat your game.\rIf my penis is growing cause I'm a Jedi, then I just became a Sith!\r\rGood thing, my penis shrunk.\rBad thing, I'm an eunuch now.\r\rDoesn't matter, had Force."},{"author_name":"Crowbeak","author_uid":"16689","time":"Dec 26, 2015 @ 1:02am","epoch":1451091420,"text":"That's what I call thinking outside the boxers!"},{"author_name":"Christina Nordlander","author_uid":"20504","time":"Dec 27, 2015 @ 5:31pm","epoch":1451237160,"text":"Very silly, but I understand that it's due to the circumstances.\r\rWell... I like Jedi, and the ending is pretty effective. Not very memorable, for better or for worse."},{"author_name":"Tapehead","author_uid":"64267","time":"Jan 1, 2016 @ 12:41pm","epoch":1451651760,"text":"LOL!!! this is a very nice entry!"},{"author_name":"GeorgeBroussard","author_uid":"8631","time":"Jan 4, 2016 @ 5:30pm","epoch":1451928300,"text":"That entry was longer than I thought it was :)"}],"images":["ld34\/16689-a08d570ad41c0c62afd04506453977a7.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/lenaleray.us\/jam\/ld34\/","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/lenaleray.us\/jam\/ld34\/index.html","text":"Source (Right click, Save As)"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"6623","g_author":"16689","g_event":"LD34","g_eventkey":"31","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"6561","g_title":"Unexpected Growth","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"673","g_commentcount":"22","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/16689-shot0-1450053313.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Between being out of town and mentoring a friend through his first Ludum Dare, I only had time to throw something silly together.\r\n\r\nThis has no pictures, only words (made in Twine), but it's kinda crass. There's nothing actually sexy in there, but I marked it NSFW anyway.","title":"Unexpected Growth"}