YOU KING HAVE FUN by kiv
You are The King who rules The Kingdom. You need to control the population of your servants. Because the more servans you have, the more food they need.
If the populations grows too high, you need to punish (literally kill) some of your servants.
If the population became too low, you need to make love with someone to reproduce more people.
Controls:
Arrows - Move
"X" button - Make Love
"Z" button - Kill
You need to carefurly control the amount of Food. If it drops below zero, you lose. Collect growing food in the bottom part of the game field. The better harvest you make the more food your people will get.
Plague! There is a plague in your kingdom. Keep an eye on Plague factor.
Harvest and Plague depend on seasons. Try to survive at least the first winter!
Good luck, have fun!
Ratings
| Overall | 80th | 3.905⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 64th | 3.929⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 103th | 3.738⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 206th | 3.548⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 172th | 3.524⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Audio | 76th | 3.69⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 6th | 4.381⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 82th | 3.714⭐ | 23🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 19🗳️ | 20🗨️ |
I hope you get more time to try other tools you mentioned wanting to :smile_cat:

This was fun and shows how easy we can shift our mind in the role of king. Killing people, grabbing all resources and f-king everyone. Even the plague is not a danger for him. But sooner or later even kings dying..
Brutally fun in it's twisted way. Made me quite wordless. A great simulation of being a king
It's weird that this game gives you this guilty pleasure satisfaction. Gameplay-wise, it's quite cryptic, but after a couple of runs you just "get it" (if you don't drop the game at this point, that is).
I played it with my friend and we laughed our asses off. Well done. xD
We found a cool strat that carried us through ~8 years & 3 months.
The plague mechanics is unclear though. We couldn't figure out whether it correlates with anything or not.
But anyway, this game gave us some good time. Thank you. :3