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Nice Humor","format":"md","likes":3,"spam":"N"},{"id":1014828,"author_name":"LDJam user 237588","author_uid":"237588","epoch":1696622739,"text":"Lol, loved the minigames. Especially the violent version of clippy.","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1015162,"author_name":"Catulus Zesmar","author_uid":"catulus-zesmar","epoch":1696632707,"text":"You're damn right I would download a car! Lol fun game.","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1015314,"author_name":"stephenwhoskins","author_uid":"stephenwhoskins","epoch":1696639864,"text":"Ya, I would totally download a car.  What could go wrong there?  =P","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1016488,"author_name":"Raphiell","author_uid":"raphiell","epoch":1696686161,"text":"Ha! Funny little game, not much gameplay but the humor definitely shone through, well done!","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1017869,"author_name":"auxC","author_uid":"auxc","epoch":1696748214,"text":"Love the humour and all the nostalgia. It was good to feel a little bit of that peculiar whimsy that Windows versions 95\/98 had again.","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1018466,"author_name":"graebor","author_uid":"graebor","epoch":1696777188,"text":"Great work, loved all the fun details in the art and little things like the hard drive space indicator counting down in the clippy part.","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1020301,"author_name":"shaner421","author_uid":"shaner421","epoch":1696879631,"text":"If I could 3d print a car, I would. \n\nI had a lot of fun playing the game, its really endearing. I would say really the only small issues I came up with was I didn't really know how the first minigame worked with the close button running around on the screen, but the clippy one was a funny and kinda smart way to go about deleting files! Great work!","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1020834,"author_name":"crylica","author_uid":"crylica","epoch":1696917670,"text":"super funny game haha, it reminds me of those old stickman vs windows animations but in game form. had a blast playing it, thank you for making it!","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1025603,"author_name":"Hawkin","author_uid":"hawkin","epoch":1697411283,"text":"Super funny, I don't know how on earth you came up with all the ideas. The first minigame caught me by surprise, and even took me a minute to realize what it even was haha! After the bluescreen, I'm not sure if there was an alternate path that I could have taken to \"win\", or if that is the intended ending. Still a lot of fun! Just missing some nice OS sounds :P","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1026217,"author_name":"Edward Dassmesser","author_uid":"edward-dassmesser","epoch":1697506973,"text":"Loved all the jokes. Very nostalgic in general. 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