SEXY BOOBY 95 by silkworm_sweatshop
You are 13 and all you want in life is to see that SEXY BOOBY on the interwebs. Too bad your family computer is a piece of junk, not having been updated in over a decade. It's prone to slowdown, and crashes that keep you away from that SEXY BOOBY! SHUT UP MOM!
Can you handle a terrible piece of hardware and troubleshoot the issues that keep you away from your dream?! Or will you simply give up and spend all your time playing "SurFree" instead. The choice is yours.
Tips
-When in doubt, use the troubleshooter! Or just click on things! It's a short game.
-Crashes are normal and won't set back your progress. Every error do slow down your computer though but nothing a reboot won't fix.
Controls Main Game
-Mouse L-button
Controls SurFree.exe
Arrow keys or WASD.
Jump: Up-arrow, "W" or L-mouse button
Ratings
| Given | 32🗳️ | 38🗨️ |
love the 95 nostalgia
A bit of sound would have been nice, even if it were just in the minigame.
I like the interpretation of the theme.
EDIT: sound issue was on my end, bluetooth headphones got muted.
@diego-escalante two sides of the same coin
Why this game is trying to incentivize me from petting sad kittens i dont know, but i will pet sad kittens no matter the consequences, now, and forever!
Had a laugh with this one, thanks haha, "solid"(it was pretty unstable huehue) entry!
Only "negative" thing i noticed was when i got fleas, the crossout buttons passed through the overlaying popups, was playing the HTML version.
> Only “negative” thing i noticed was when i got fleas, the crossout buttons passed through the overlaying popups, was playing the HTML version.
With a theme like this, this is almost a positive =P.
Haha touché! It's not a bug, It's a feature haha.
every game this LD
I've seen all I need to 5/5 humor.
Absolute masterpiece of an experience. The only thing that could have made this better was more minigames like the cable minigame. Either way, I loved it.
I have no criticism at all. Even the end surpassed my expectations.
Great job!
Did it ruin the experience? No. In fact, it made it all the more enjoyable, thinking of a clueless adolescent trying to find something -ahem- stimulating.
Would love to see this expanded as a multi-ending game, a bit like The Stanley Parable, where the desktop or icons and such would reference the last ending the player saw.
Awesome experience! Great job on this one
Please reduce the sexiness by 40%
Also, I loved clicking on the booby to love the picture and have hearts flood the screen :)
10/10 boobs, had a great time.
GOOD JOB 👏
:purple_heart: :dart: :frog:
Also, a great take on the theme.
Also also, I like the included minigame. It's so responsive.
Excellent music and humor. Great work, especially for hitting the compo deadline. I would definitely watch that booby shake again.
edit: omg this is the most funny game from the entire jam so far! I'm still laughing when I remember it!
Спасибо!
lovin' it! I was surprised by the longevity of the game and I adore the artstyle o:
Wow, this Surfree music really slaps! Really excellent!
LOL, NOT THE YETI, AAAAAAAAAAARGRRHHHHHHHH!!
Wow, what a great booby.
This, my friend, is a masterpiece!
Windows 95 _was_ unstable! Great use of the theme!
Very funny and packed with small details, like an entire game within the game!
Love this entry. A lot of creativity and humor went in to this great job!
I really felt there in the 90s tinkering with windows 3.1. That was more or less it!
Everything is unstable! Young people today should value us older people for having gone through these problems.
PS: I had several homework folders.
Congratulations!
I really felt there in the 90s tinkering with windows 3.1. That was more or less it!
Everything is unstable! Young people today should value us older people for having gone through these problems.
PS: I had several homework folders.
Congratulations!
The visuals were very charming and the win95 sound pure bliss. Music was also top notch, even with the surfer game. Enjoyed that a lot, see you in LD50 :D
PS: killed it with the title, it caught my attention even before release. I'm a simple man!
> is that an autobiographical game?
No comment
This game makes me feel like that.
>When I was like 10, I had a folder with 9 folders inside it numbered 1 to 9. Each of those folders had 9 folders inside it, and each of those folders—you guessed it, 9 folders. I was going to write a cool book or journal or something and hide it in one of those folders like a combination lock. I started making them, unaware that that would be almost a thousand folders, but I almost immediately got confused and couldn’t tell which folders were which. Then I got bored and played Pokemon.
>This game makes me feel like that.
10/10 comment, thank you for sharing
Edit: went back and played SurFree, loved the music, hate the Yeti
The animation of the boobies was especially great! :D
Funny game, love it! Will you continue developing it?
The annoyingness of this game is beyond what anyone could ever have expected. This is absolute perfection as far as abominations go, and remember to ***always pet the kitty***.
Seriously, did you think I wouldn't make a beeline for the BSoD button? The instant it loaded up I went for the start menu and saw a BSoD program, if someone tells me there's a BSoD program in a game I *have* to hit it. 😅
Here's playthrough if you're interested:
https://youtu.be/MpQK66Qnkb0
i'm not exactly sure how i got the big boobie win though. i debugged the fleas, then got stuck on loading forever, played some surf. tried to click back, of course can't go back in the trial version. restarted computer on a whim, and then it worked?! i mean, if that's what you're going for then great job, very true to life.
Not much else to say - I think you nailed it :D
SurFree > SkiFree.
IT!