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It's hardly a fair fight. \n\nI did my best but unfortunately, I managed to end the entire world :-\/ I must admit there really were rsigns. I cannot say I  haven't been warned. \n\nAs always, I appreciate custom fonts, super-weird vibe and frantic chaotic action :) I feel there were less chaos and screaming this time. Or maybe I'm just used to it and I slowly starting to need higher doses. But at the end of the day, I reached super high score, so I did well. And so did you with the game!\n","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1195329,"author_name":"LDJam user 371030","author_uid":"371030","epoch":1776755004,"text":"But what about just a game .exe? If I need to compile myself, most people wouldn't do it or wouldn't have the time to do that :\/ ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1197040,"author_name":"commanderstitch","author_uid":"commanderstitch","epoch":1776773505,"text":"@aweskybear They are simply jar executables. All you need is java and you're good to go.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1212676,"author_name":"ugly_robot","author_uid":"ugly-robot","epoch":1777048868,"text":"Haha this was great! HE was indeed big and green. Love the erratic, frantic UI. Game reminds me of Hylics.\n\nAwesome entry, super funny, great work!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1214863,"author_name":"jka","author_uid":"jka","epoch":1777146199,"text":"That was an experience. Thanks. :grin: ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1214988,"author_name":"Theogen","author_uid":"theogen","epoch":1777150342,"text":"This was hilarious, I especially loved the sound effects :laughing: Great job!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1215042,"author_name":"stepa","author_uid":"stepa","epoch":1777152560,"text":"\u0437\u0430\u0431\u0430\u0432\u043d\u0430\u044f \u0433\u0440\u0430\u0444\u0438\u043a\u0430, \u043c\u043d\u0435 \u043f\u043e\u043d\u0440\u0430\u0432\u0438\u043b\u043e\u0441\u044c","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1215106,"author_name":"LDJam user 371030","author_uid":"371030","epoch":1777156645,"text":"This was definitely a dope-y experience! XD \n\nText's been a bit hard to read here and there but overall, I believe it contributes to the overall feeling of... craziness :D \n\nI am slightly conflicted internally.. in a good way :smile:","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1215575,"author_name":"Stratcat66","author_uid":"stratcat66","epoch":1777189926,"text":"When I downloaded and started the game... I was not even prepared for the title screen :scream: ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1216139,"author_name":"SteveOfStevesGames","author_uid":"steveofstevesgames","epoch":1777212457,"text":"That was very cool.\nI won and scored 12137559\nIt was so messy and crazy it just felt like having fun as a kid.\nThe font was hard for me to read but that happens a lot.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1216854,"author_name":"MrTroy","author_uid":"mrtroy","epoch":1777247387,"text":"As always, that was bizarre AND fun! I did win in the end, that first part though... that was rough!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1216889,"author_name":"PhilStrahl","author_uid":"philstrahl","epoch":1777251751,"text":"Another wonderful meta-comedy of games and a commentary on player agency in modern games. Loved the bespoke font, as always! \ud83d\ude0a Thanks for being in the stream today; here's the VOD: https:\/\/youtu.be\/HGwzSkcD2uU","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1219747,"author_name":"henk","author_uid":"henk","epoch":1777567848,"text":"ok, so.... I won the space battle.  I didn't realize I wasn't supposed to do that.  My wrist hurts.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1223982,"author_name":"benskca","author_uid":"benskca","epoch":1778195480,"text":"I am not sure what just happened but I liked it. 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