Bernie Sanders: Moon Gnome by Icelus

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made by Icelus for LD34 (JAM)
Theme: Growing (growing clones!)

In the very near future in 2016, Bernie Sanders wins the presidential election and everyone rejoices as America is saved. Donald Trump has other plans: he assassinates Bernie in a jealous rage and assumes the presidency. He then proceeds to build the Great Wall of Trump and sends the Mexicans back across the border.

The resistance recovers Bernie’s body and takes him to the one place Trump can’t get him- Elon Musk’s secret moon base. There, they enter him into a cloning facility to revive the Bernmeister. Elon knows there are issues with the cloning genetic patterns, but it's worth the risk, and he's feeling the Bern. Back on Earth, information leaks to Trump that Bernie is being brought back to life via cloning and could pose a threat.

The Donald curses Elon Musk, and says the Chinese are probably behind this. The secret service offer to head there, but the President scowls and says no, he will go and fight the Bernie clones with his very own Trump clones.

He hops into the Space Shuttle IMRICH and races off to stop Bernie.

-Team JJA
James: Wrote all the super great code in COBOL.
Jen: Made nice art so the game doesn't Bern your eyes to look at.
Andrew: Posted Bernie memes. Also came up with the all-important Naked Bernie clone. You're welcome. @IcelusTheFallen

KFC please don't sue us over Colonel Sanders. I mean, it is kind of like free advertising. So if you want to give us some coupons or something, that's cool too.


Music credits:

Title Screen Music: Hail to the Chief by colink17 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59o6Drfz_S4)

In-Game Music: Space Battle #001 by Jamie Nord (https://soundcloud.com/jamie-nord)

Feedback

siege
15. Dec 2015 · 05:15 UTC
BERN
Team Chompatron
16. Dec 2015 · 01:13 UTC
I FEEL THE BERN!
Geckoo1337
16. Dec 2015 · 06:17 UTC
Funny. I like aesthetic and the minimalist gameplay. However, it could be improved by other features. Maybe I cannot understand this humor because I live in Europe and I don't know anything about US politics. Neat ++
jcmonkey
17. Dec 2015 · 00:53 UTC
this game is pretty interesting.
BoredOfYou
28. Dec 2015 · 01:21 UTC
Inverted controls? Found a few parts to... something... but then time just ran out without me being able to figure out what to do.
dollarone
28. Dec 2015 · 15:10 UTC
Nice game. I like the different characters that impact the controls. Is a clone born everytime you die? I found the time was quite short (unless you happen to be able to run)

Good work!
beastletsplay
03. Jan 2016 · 05:38 UTC
reminds me of old flash games from the mid 2000's