{"author_link":"\/author\/tdubfed1\/","author_name":"tdubfed1","author_uid":"59764","comments":[{"author_name":"ploy","author_uid":"52440","time":"Dec 15, 2015 @ 11:07pm","epoch":1450220520,"text":"Just spammed both buttons and tried to block attackers shooting green lockers. It doesn't stop them) Good graphics"},{"author_name":"ChromeWisp","author_uid":"60770","time":"Dec 16, 2015 @ 1:00am","epoch":1450227300,"text":"Got a score of 840.  Let's see if anyone can beat that ^^\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Loved that intro XD"},{"author_name":"Andrew Deem","author_uid":"25356","time":"Dec 17, 2015 @ 8:44pm","epoch":1450384740,"text":"Interesting idea. I also spammed both mouse buttons. Doesn't seem to be a point to each individual button so I don't think the theme works too well here. Graphics are nice though, and the humor is good. Nice work."}],"images":["ld34\/59764-68a8775ef3d2c5ea01b35f38ef8fb6f3.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/tdubfed1\/cookie-tosser","text":"Web"},{"url":"http:\/\/www.kongregate.com\/games\/tdubfed1\/cookie-tosser","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"7040","g_author":"59764","g_event":"LD34","g_eventkey":"31","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"7072","g_title":"Cookie Tosser","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"3","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/511439\/59764-shot0-1450130814.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Throw Cookies at the kids at school. No one will take your cookies\u2026 Unless they do take them and you will cry afterwards.\r\nLudum Dare 34, Theme (2 button Controls)\r\n\r\nMy First Ludum Dare. It was quite a ride.","title":"Cookie Tosser"}