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I hope they reverted to normal after. Sorry about that! Interesting to know. Thanks :)","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":1193130,"author_name":"xotraz","author_uid":"xotraz","epoch":1776721374,"text":"Car worms are like 'Thankfully I don't know how to read'.\nWalker worms are like 'Let's cross the road there, I will bodyblock the one personn trying to save me for minimal safety'. Send comment. ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1193427,"author_name":"Jack Maxwell","author_uid":"jack-maxwell","epoch":1776727338,"text":"Very funny ![Screenshot 2026-04-20 192152.png](\/\/\/raw\/a90\/e\/z\/71303.png) I found it best to step aside and let nature have at it","format":"md","likes":3,"spam":"N"},{"id":1195079,"author_name":"anku","author_uid":"anku","epoch":1776751075,"text":"Primal chaos","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":1210214,"author_name":"CaptainDreamcast","author_uid":"captaindreamcast","epoch":1776967842,"text":"I did it, I ended traffic worldwide. All it took was 44 sacrifices, may my beautiful worms rest in peace, in worm heaven if you will.\n\nAbsolutely hilarious, I was laughing at it all the way through, the explosions, the carnage, the voice lines (the worm cop is in CHARGE and he's really good at this), absolutely beautiful. I loved it, great job on this game!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1210279,"author_name":"henk","author_uid":"henk","epoch":1776969208,"text":"Not sure which score was the one to optimize, but I went for the green one and this is the best I could do:\n\n![ended_traffic_3.png](\/\/\/raw\/437\/c5\/z\/727e9.png)\n\nIt wasn't obvious to me at the start that looking at a car tells it to go rather than to stop.  Most of the challenge seemed to be in stepping out of the way fast enough to signal the next car to go before it gets rear-ended (I totally gave up trying to protect the pedestrians).\n\n","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1212612,"author_name":"Pincushion","author_uid":"pincushion","epoch":1777046992,"text":"This game's hilarious. I love the voiced parts, the wobbly music, the mayhem. It's all so good.\n\nI read that Blender had a game engine built in at some point. I guess that's v2.79. Curious how it was to develop this.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1212871,"author_name":"hoarime","author_uid":"hoarime","epoch":1777054999,"text":"i was just returning from my worm work on my worm car in Worm Underground Kingdom but then a police worm man came with in a police worm uniform and said that i, Worm Wormious, NEED TO FUCking explode and turn my worm car into black pillows and tuRn all THE worm sinto red pilL0ws made of their worm fleSh at That moment i thoUght that i Was VERy t1r3d anD wenT to Slepp on Them","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1214723,"author_name":"LDJam user 303624","author_uid":"303624","epoch":1777140993,"text":"@pincushion It's a pretty cool game engine, one where you can get by without coding- though it leaves me quite limited with what I can do. Perfect for game jams, however! 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