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I do not care for controls, even if its wacky its the wackiest in best way possible it should be for the thing I am experiencing","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1218884,"author_name":"Scottyartt","author_uid":"scottyartt","epoch":1777447036,"text":"I used a mouse wheel so no mic. It is fun and very easy, love the heavy music and it vibes me gravity defied ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1218948,"author_name":"Discomorphine","author_uid":"discomorphine","epoch":1777454911,"text":"Fun gameplay, loved it!\n\nGreat that you added level editor, that was unexpected! I would more appreciate more levels, ofc :)","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1218998,"author_name":"sbeif","author_uid":"sbeif","epoch":1777463427,"text":"This is hilarious! Imagine me at my desk during lunch break going \"vroom!\" non stop","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1219250,"author_name":"rucksack","author_uid":"rucksack","epoch":1777491740,"text":"Lol what a weird idea, I love it. I had fun screaming at my PC, but especially the level where you only had to do multiple quiet vrooms was nice. I couldn't figure out what the actual difference between frequency and volume mode is though. ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1219975,"author_name":"GanonsSpirit","author_uid":"ganonsspirit","epoch":1777610750,"text":"Unfortunately I don't have a mic.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":1220722,"author_name":"Oradimi","author_uid":"oradimi","epoch":1777733621,"text":"The game has a very unusual aesthetic, I like it! The fact you added a very functional level editor is really cool too. Well done!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":1220843,"author_name":"very dark lord","author_uid":"very-dark-lord","epoch":1777750347,"text":"Haha, what is this! Played with mouse wheel and the controls seem pretty random, often I'm not entirely sure if anything I do really affects the game or not, but I did manage to get to level 5 I think? Then, suddenly, my car started floating and the front wheel drifted far away to the right, then my screen turned gray and nothing happened. At the bottom of the console, there was this error:\n\n![index-out-of-bounds.png](\/\/\/raw\/ea2\/91\/z\/73089.png)\n\nNot sure if related or perhaps that was there before already.\n\nEither way, hilarious idea, I love the title, the graphics are a real fever dream and I'll now give this another go to see if I can get past this level without my car falling victim to demonic possession.\n\nEdit: I played again, and this time the game crashed one level earlier (the one where the floor is ~4 large rotating wheels), and also in this level the FPS dropped to about 1, which was not the case on my first playthrough. 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