Everyone knows that you run the luckiest pub in town. No matter how drunk your patrons get, somehow they always make it home safely. Little do they know that you've tapped into the traffic control signal.

Your aim is to get the drink-drivers home safely without too many incidents. Clear a safe path for each driver to get home. Let the paramedics and firemen through when necessary. Avoid the police.

How to play

Click "Menu" then "Drive on the Right" if that is what you are used to. It really helps.

Controls

• Click on an individual traffic light (i.e. one direction in an intersection) to toggle the light between green and red.
• Click the middle of an intersection to toggle between locked and unlocked. Locked intersections do not change automatically, but angry drivers ignore lights if left waiting for too long.

Car behaviour

• Ordinary cars follow road rules and try to reach their destination. They will try to avoid crashes.
• Drunk cars drive erratically, do not try to avoid other cars, and will ignore traffic lights.
• Emergency services (police, fire, ambulance) go through traffic lights and mostly avoid crashing.
• Cars of a particular colour will try to get home to the corresponding coloured house.
• Sometimes cars will attempt to pick up a late night snack on their way home.