You: An evil Wizard King, master of corrosive Blood Magic. Then: Dominating the peasants. Generally being a tyrant. But: Your Royal Vizier (who you personally killed) came back to life. And he's pretty upset!

Now: Trapped in your own damn dimensional prison. Next: Learn some life lessons, I guess? Dude, play the game!

But: It's one of those roguelikes where you grow more powerful even if you die. But that's not the life lesson here. Don't jump into wild animal cages and expect to keep your XP after you're mauled to death. Print this out and keep it in your pocket so I'm not held liable. Please and thanks.