{"author_link":"\/author\/originaloldman\/","author_name":"OriginalOldMan","author_uid":"44373","comments":[{"author_name":"Mr. Chocolate Salmon","author_uid":"49621","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 3:43am","epoch":1440473880,"text":"Was quite laggy for me, and gosh that loud noise when I destroyed the first building scared the life outta me :P"},{"author_name":"Shaw","author_uid":"30127","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:22am","epoch":1440487020,"text":"Stumbled around for ages then nearly had a heart attack when I hit the first building! haha.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Gameplay is solid, and had a great time failing to do basic human motor functions. Good job."},{"author_name":"DruhinM","author_uid":"54688","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:45am","epoch":1440488400,"text":"Quite laggy for me. Good try"},{"author_name":"UrbanHelsing","author_uid":"44682","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:26pm","epoch":1440530460,"text":"Great fun! Learn to walk again. Would be nice with a simpler mode to learn the basics without falling."},{"author_name":"AdayMC","author_uid":"45420","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:26pm","epoch":1440530460,"text":"Nice entry, hard as hell but interesting.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Shame on me I couldnt reach the second building before I got rage :P"},{"author_name":"Big Cow","author_uid":"51323","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:53pm","epoch":1440532080,"text":"I really like alternative and funky player controls like this, which I was better at it!"},{"author_name":"mantis","author_uid":"779","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:56pm","epoch":1440532260,"text":"STRANGELY UNCOORDINATED MONSTER DESTROYS 0 BUILDING(s) PHYSICISTS INTRIGUED\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Ahahahah! Eventually I managed to stumble towards buildings, but I laughed out loud when I read that :D"},{"author_name":"PowerSpark","author_uid":"38755","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 4:22am","epoch":1440649020,"text":"I liked it, I actually got 2 buildings. :)"},{"author_name":"Kassimkot","author_uid":"44946","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 4:24am","epoch":1440649140,"text":"interesting. really hard though"},{"author_name":"terop","author_uid":"56621","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 5:44pm","epoch":1440783540,"text":"controls were a little difficult to learn, but the 3d graphics looks nice."},{"author_name":"Goodzilla","author_uid":"58016","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 5:45pm","epoch":1440783600,"text":"sorry controls were too confusing for my short attention span..."},{"author_name":"Strike","author_uid":"56894","time":"Aug 30, 2015 @ 12:12pm","epoch":1440936420,"text":"A QWOP game where you really need to be a tentacle monster to play XD Or maybe in co-op mode sharing the keyboard with others ? Might be fun actually ;)"},{"author_name":"ripter","author_uid":"3640","time":"Sep 2, 2015 @ 3:42am","epoch":1441165020,"text":"So Hard! I had fun."}],"images":["ld33\/44373-444b22170b42b65db3abe6d546fb8778.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/city-destruction-simulator\/88251","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"7458","g_author":"44373","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"7490","g_title":"City Destruction Simulator 2015","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"1073","g_commentcount":"13","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/44373-shot0-1440457983.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"In the most realistic simulation of the year, experience the life of a terrifying monster as he ravages a metropolis. Warning: Ridiculous controls may cause rage, high blood pressure, and death. Do not play if you have a history of smashing computer parts.\r\n\r\nControls:\r\nP\/; - Right foot\r\nW\/S - Left foot\r\nO\/L - Right leg\r\nE\/D - Left leg\r\nI\/K - Right arm\r\nR\/F - Left arm\r\nJ\/U - Right forearm\r\nG\/T - Left Forearm","title":"City Destruction Simulator 2015"}