{"author_link":"\/users\/cursedembassy","author_name":"CursedEmbassy","author_uid":1016679,"comments":[{"id":633238,"author_name":"beats","author_uid":"beats","epoch":1619481128,"text":"Incredibly chaotic game, good experience overall.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":637111,"author_name":"isthatyounoah","author_uid":"isthatyounoah","epoch":1619495464,"text":"This is a really unique entry. I actually enjoyed this one a lot. When I started to pickup momentum it was really fun!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":637359,"author_name":"JKazuk","author_uid":"jkazuk","epoch":1619496484,"text":"I saw I conquered","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":675700,"author_name":"Nonon","author_uid":"nonon","epoch":1619731514,"text":"I was able to play the web version, just put the zoom of the browser at 60%. \nSomeone commented \"chaotic\" I wouldn't be able to describe it better. \nThe sound effects were funny. Just the hard level, I hate a lot of bacteria but still had a good job at the end, not sure then what was those things on the screen.\nOverall, simple but effective.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":690412,"author_name":"Dobrila","author_uid":"dobrila","epoch":1620060241,"text":"the sounds were too loud for my taste. a very funny take on the theme ! great job !","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":691114,"author_name":"loveapplegames","author_uid":"loveapplegames","epoch":1620080394,"text":"Cute game!  Could be great with a little polish.  Make sound less grating.  Make the picking up of objects feel less random. I like bright colours but these are positively chromostereoptic. 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