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Damn you. 10\/10","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":730482,"author_name":"m1nus","author_uid":"m1nus","epoch":1633455273,"text":"wow that's a difficult one, but it was funny. my best was 213 >_<","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":730500,"author_name":"curleysam","author_uid":"curleysam","epoch":1633455343,"text":"Man i really, really tried to go right but I just coudln't \ud83d\ude02 Thats the nature of these sorts of games tho so im not mad! Good job, cute and funny entry that had me hunched over my keyboard with effort.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":731536,"author_name":"MateusBoga","author_uid":"mateusboga","epoch":1633460436,"text":"You did a great job at reproducing the sheer irritation factor that QWOP had. I don't understand what those graphs at the top-left mean tho... Nice work!\n\nEdit: I just reread the description and now I get it. Still not sure how to use that information effectively during gameplay lol","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":735810,"author_name":"LDJam user 0","author_uid":"0","epoch":1633488600,"text":"I didn't think it was possible at first but now my record is 684. I *will* get to 2000.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":745502,"author_name":"Annie Owl","author_uid":"annie-owl","epoch":1633593489,"text":"I spent about 20-30 minutes trying to figure out how to properly control this horse, but still have no progress :sweat_smile: My best is 250, and I got it from pure luck","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":749117,"author_name":"boaheck-artgent","author_uid":"boaheck-artgent","epoch":1633644939,"text":"Yeah I'm not gonna get a consistent movement on this one, still a bit of silly fun, thanks!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":765011,"author_name":"VarunDevs","author_uid":"varundevs","epoch":1634362328,"text":"great one but i got accidently went on the left side so.. -300 :laughing: ","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":766227,"author_name":"digitaldude555","author_uid":"digitaldude555","epoch":1634486601,"text":"That was frustrating, fits the theme though. I think would have been great to have a silly sound effect when you stretch your leg.","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":766283,"author_name":"zimny11","author_uid":"zimny11","epoch":1634491708,"text":"The controls are just evil XD I had great time! This is the best what I can do :P\n\n![Bez\u00a0tytu\u0142u.png](\/\/\/raw\/ad6\/b2\/z\/48333.png)","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":766305,"author_name":"notanimposter","author_uid":"notanimposter","epoch":1634493944,"text":"@digitaldude555 I wanted to add a clip clop sound whenever you move your legs, but I ran out of time!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":769715,"author_name":"Shea Kelly","author_uid":"shea-kelly","epoch":1634800730,"text":"THIS IS ART\n\nBut I actually enjoyed it quite a bit","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"}],"format":"md","images":["ld49\/wayback-placeholder.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/notanimposter\/klop-unstabled","text":"Sources"},{"url":"https:\/\/notanimposter.itch.io\/klop-unstabled","text":".love\/.exe\/HTML5"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"78688","g_author":"1217730","g_event":"LD49","g_eventkey":"119","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"378999","g_title":"KLOP: Unstabled","g_status":"WAYBACK","g_place":"913","g_commentcount":"14","g_site2_node_id":"259829","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"259829","n_urlkey":"378999","n_parent":"258323","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/49\/klop-un-stabled","n_slug":"klop-un-stabled","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"217730","n_created":"1631837122","n_modified":"1778445717","n_version":"849801","n_status":"WAYBACK"},"node":{"_collation":{"body_sanitizer":"TextUtils::SanitizeHTML via existing importer","event":"LD49","removed_author":false},"_superparent":9,"_trust":3,"author":217730,"body":"It's like QWOP ~~but legally distinct~~ with a twist. 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