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It's great satire (or replication?) of horrible bloated software.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":755704,"author_name":"Itzemii","author_uid":"itzemii","epoch":1633808104,"text":"This was a surreal experience. Your app is very unstable. But I see, you had a lot of new bugs introduced in later versions. Great change-log. Fun!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":757774,"author_name":"ildfuglen","author_uid":"ildfuglen","epoch":1633880308,"text":"Wow that was annoying, thank you!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":759657,"author_name":"Kimbsy","author_uid":"kimbsy","epoch":1633950277,"text":"This is too real. I'm tempted to submit it to my manager as an idea of how we could improve.\n\nFantastic work :bravo:","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":763149,"author_name":"Soulo","author_uid":"soulo","epoch":1634156047,"text":"Hahaha, perfect! 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I found this article 1https:\/\/trible.com\/blog\/a-complete-guide-on-how-to-build-your-personal-brand\/11 very handy, because it is a fairly relevant topic for me as well. It is worth using all the opportunities available now.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"}],"format":"md","images":["ld49\/wayback-placeholder.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/HaselLoyance\/LD49","text":"Link"},{"url":"https:\/\/haselloyance.github.io\/0_LD49\/HTML5\/","text":"Link"},{"url":"https:\/\/github.com\/HaselLoyance\/LD49\/releases\/","text":"Link"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"79709","g_author":"1001404","g_event":"LD49","g_eventkey":"119","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"380385","g_title":"Very Shifty Code","g_status":"WAYBACK","g_place":"329","g_commentcount":"15","g_site2_node_id":"265354","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"265354","n_urlkey":"380385","n_parent":"258323","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/49\/very-shifty-code","n_slug":"very-shifty-code","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"compo","n_author":"1404","n_created":"1633094780","n_modified":"1779654593","n_version":"819773","n_status":"WAYBACK"},"node":{"_collation":{"body_sanitizer":"TextUtils::SanitizeHTML via existing importer","event":"LD49","removed_author":false},"_superparent":9,"_trust":6,"author":1404,"body":"![logo.jpg](\/\/\/raw\/c75\/z\/44030.jpg)\n\n![pic1.jpg](\/\/\/raw\/c75\/z\/44033.jpg)\n\n![pic2.jpg](\/\/\/raw\/c75\/z\/44034.jpg)\n___  \n  \n\ud83d\udca1 **Idea:**  \nWho does not like to be productive at work? 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