{"author_link":"\/author\/wy477wh173\/","author_name":"wy477wh173","author_uid":"21543","comments":[{"author_name":"blurryroots","author_uid":"15819","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:26am","epoch":1440476460,"text":"Couldn't stop playing ;) I love how they loose the grin if they get pooped on and the old lady is just adorable =D"},{"author_name":"NIGIC","author_uid":"24803","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:28am","epoch":1440476580,"text":"Carpet bombing of annoyance.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Interesting idea. Kind of satisfying, too. Couldn't quite grasp how the scoring worked exactly, but oh well -- didn't matter too much.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Liked it. Good job!"},{"author_name":"conradte3","author_uid":"47185","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 4:35am","epoch":1440477000,"text":"Now I know why birds like to poop on my car, it's quite entertaining :D"},{"author_name":"DruhinM","author_uid":"54688","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 2:58pm","epoch":1440600780,"text":"Nice game. Enjoyed"},{"author_name":"collaboration","author_uid":"57976","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 11:22pm","epoch":1440631020,"text":"Amusing game and funny time-killer. =)"},{"author_name":"phi","author_uid":"20723","time":"Aug 29, 2015 @ 7:48pm","epoch":1440877380,"text":"That was... interesting. I especially liked the lady whose head is completely enclosed by her umbrella. I feel like there's some deeper meaning to her existence than just to throw bird food on the ground. She covers her head to shut herself off from society, all these other people just waiting to be pooped on, she's not like them, she doesn't need to worry, because she has an umbrella, and bird food. Sometimes I feel just like this old lady. I never thought I'd think about my own life so much while playing a game about a pooping goose. Thank you.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>\r<br\/>\r<br\/>Just in case you'd like some constructive feedback:\r<br\/>I actually find it quite entertaining, the flying and eating mechanism is nicely done, I just think it could use some real purpose. Don't remove the silliness, just add a goal. Also, wall collisions are a bit glitchy at times, which makes it hard to fly through the holes at the beginning. Otherwise, good work!"},{"author_name":"BeardoGames","author_uid":"25748","time":"Aug 29, 2015 @ 9:18pm","epoch":1440882780,"text":"It's extremely satisfying to poop on somebody. Just as I suspected it might be! Nice work!"},{"author_name":"Lady Beardo","author_uid":"25448","time":"Sep 1, 2015 @ 10:16pm","epoch":1441145460,"text":"Dirty bird!"}],"images":["ld33\/21543-5b2457b41ff85e5d4c35f008f8034092.jpg","ld33\/21543-6df39af4dbe354aa1bf509da896292d5.jpg","ld33\/21543-41ec8f40e5b29efc8f8925682b9c5bc6.jpg","ld33\/21543-cf82ffdcbc278b01deade931b0411e51.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/www.dropbox.com\/s\/t8jl89vggtvttvu\/Bord.exe?dl=0","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"8054","g_author":"21543","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"8087","g_title":"BORD","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"652","g_commentcount":"8","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/21543-shot0-1440466187.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/21543-shot1-1440466187.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/21543-shot2-1440466187.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg","http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/21543-shot3-1440466187.PNG-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"Birds, Birds Never change. They eat, and they poo. They are the unsung monsters of the wild. They poo on anything and everything, and almost killed that one guy on House.\r\n\r\nPlay as Bord, a lonely Goose, angry at the world, looking to get back at everyone, looking to poo on every somewhat flat surface he can find. You are Bord. Do what Bords do.\r\n\r\nEat. Poop. Fly.\r\n\r\n","title":"BORD"}