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This was definitely more fun that it seems. Great work on the room, and objects, train etc. And music was at least soothing, while holding in my pee haha.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":784356,"author_name":"Chaoseiro","author_uid":"chaoseiro","epoch":1649131756,"text":"I can't hold my pee it seems hahaha\nGood job!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":785850,"author_name":"koro.games","author_uid":"koro-games","epoch":1649145478,"text":"So here's how to do it right! now I know","format":"md","likes":2,"spam":"N"},{"id":788194,"author_name":"Dummy","author_uid":"dummy","epoch":1649160603,"text":"Really fun! This is like being a stupid baby again. My fingers have cramped from holding the pee. Marvelous work guys! Great music btw.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":788583,"author_name":"Iamsodarncool","author_uid":"iamsodarncool","epoch":1649162469,"text":"Piss","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":788695,"author_name":"Chipi_Bigfoot","author_uid":"chipi-bigfoot","epoch":1649163124,"text":"Amazing game!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":788725,"author_name":"Iamsodarncool","author_uid":"iamsodarncool","epoch":1649163282,"text":"I love this game because my sense of humor is objectively terrible. Such a funny\/silly concept, executed in style. Truly a giant of the \"controlling the character is extremely hard and awkward\" genre, right up there with QWOP and Surgeon Simulator.\n\nThe 2D graphics & UI are delightful and so damn polished. The 3D assets are nice, but I think the graphics would have benefited immensely from more advanced lighting\/shadows\/materials. For a 3D world, it looks awfully flat and dull.\n\nI quite enjoy the design of the environment. Lots of interesting objects to bump into, trip on, and pee all over. The train area is particularly thrilling to navigate. Also, the trashed apartment & broken bottles are environmental storytelling at its finest; I unironically love the dark, tragic undertones of this silly game about pissing.\n\nThe spam clicking mechanic is a great gameplay analogy for holding in pee. As my clicks got more frantic and desperate, I could feel the \"holding in pee\" centers of my brain activate. SO immersive, it really felt like I needed to pee while playing this game, I almost peed myself in real life even!\n\nThe failure state is amazing, I love how he just keeps pissing forever and ever and never stops. Did you record your actual baby crying for the failure audio?\n\nI tried so hard to win this game. I played through like five times, but I cannot find the damn stool. Where the fuck is that fucking stool. I am half convinced that it doesn't exist, and the in-game message is just there to troll me.\n\nSidenote: this game reminds me of the song \"money machine\" by 100 gecs (because both the song and the game are about piss babies)","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":788773,"author_name":"luquio","author_uid":"luquio","epoch":1649163509,"text":"@Iamsodarncool it's in the parents' room right next to the baby's room! Thank you so much for your kind review! We'll make a few following versions of this and your feedback is very helpful!!\n\nI also loved your game so damn much. We have a simmilar sense of humor!! xD","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":789001,"author_name":"Iamsodarncool","author_uid":"iamsodarncool","epoch":1649164675,"text":"HOLY SHIT YOU WEREN'T LYING\n\nI AM THE GREATEST PISSER IN THE UNIVERSE\n\n![hey there lil piss baby.jpg](\/\/\/raw\/ed4\/8\/z\/4c954.jpg)\n\nThat ending music is truly glorious. Incredible finale to an incredible experience, 10\/10 would piss again.\n\nThe reason I failed to find the stool before is that I didn't realize the scripted events had to be completed in a specific order. On my first playthrough, I learned that the main bathroom was unavailable, so on subsequent playthroughs I didn't try to visit it. However, unbeknownst to me, trying to play more efficiently locked me out of completing the game. It would be nice if you embraced the open world aspect of this game a little more, and allowed players to complete the story nonlinearly.\n\nI look forward to playing the post-jam versions :D piss on, friend!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":789040,"author_name":"MatiV","author_uid":"mativ","epoch":1649164850,"text":"This whole thing of holding your pee and frantically searching for the bathroom is really quite funny.\nI think it's a new genre of birth control game!![ptGtLJgMyD.png](\/\/\/raw\/ffd\/64\/z\/4c96a.png)","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":791139,"author_name":"DanC2236","author_uid":"danc2236","epoch":1649174037,"text":"Hahaha what a great game. Really funny concept and name! You did a great job with the audio and graphics. The wobbly camera was great as well.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":794710,"author_name":"Ghatazorg","author_uid":"ghatazorg","epoch":1649188479,"text":"SO funny, I think my favorite thing is the UI & 2D graphics","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":794718,"author_name":"BinarySpark","author_uid":"binaryspark","epoch":1649188514,"text":"Ludum Dare has delivered unto us Baby QWOP, and it's glorious.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":794885,"author_name":"benskca","author_uid":"benskca","epoch":1649189156,"text":"This is a masterpiece. It really makes you FEEL like a tiny baby trying not to piss yourself.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":798053,"author_name":"Kyle Welfare","author_uid":"kyle-welfare","epoch":1649207448,"text":"Very unique game haha, nicely done. The movement was really well done, and the house was well made. Had a lot of fun stumbling around. I was a tad easy to keep the PeeMeter empty. A quicker ramp up would have made the gameplay more fun I think. Overall, nice job!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":799442,"author_name":"LDJam user 168929","author_uid":"168929","epoch":1649222646,"text":"Love the game, really funny. I wondered if someone was going to do something like this with the theme, glad you went through wit it. Great concept with a decent bit of polish on it!","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":834679,"author_name":"Prismapunch","author_uid":"prismapunch","epoch":1650417696,"text":"Definitely a highlight from the games I've played. 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