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Great game tho, liked the funny voicelines and the kinda neat graphics...","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":777042,"author_name":"ZooHair","author_uid":"zoohair","epoch":1649082129,"text":"the visuals looks stunning. I liked the commentary it's hilarious.","format":"md","likes":1,"spam":"N"},{"id":778174,"author_name":"LDJam user 0","author_uid":"0","epoch":1649091817,"text":"Like the commending, the game is great!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":778332,"author_name":"MrchickenBoy","author_uid":"mrchickenboy","epoch":1649092996,"text":"LMAO hilarious game, simple gameplay. Had fun. Good job!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":778765,"author_name":"Calzone407","author_uid":"calzone407","epoch":1649096567,"text":"Space","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":779433,"author_name":"Ryder Studios","author_uid":"ryder-studios","epoch":1649101146,"text":"10\/10 humor. I just love when I enter a game and there's a catchy joke... and this 'oh well' when you die. Love it!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":779988,"author_name":"BarelyEvenGames","author_uid":"barelyevengames","epoch":1649105237,"text":"Delightful game! While the gameplay is nothing new, the audio commentary elevates it a ton and makes the game a real gem. Love it!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":787816,"author_name":"Arfilish","author_uid":"arfilish","epoch":1649158417,"text":"I scored 5950 and killed some rockets. Overall i liked this game","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":793000,"author_name":"LDJam user 234807","author_uid":"234807","epoch":1649181994,"text":"Fun game the shooting sound got a bit repetitive  ","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":804667,"author_name":"JuulH","author_uid":"juulh","epoch":1649272332,"text":"Simple but fun game idea! I got to 8370. After a while it got a bit repetitive but having to avoid shooting the ISS added some extra challenge which was good. The narration was really funny too. The controls are sometimes a bit hard to aim precisely but that adds to the challenge, and it felt pretty intuitive to play. After a while I figured out you could hold down space to keep shooting which helped a lot. Good job :)","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":807299,"author_name":"LDJam user 279610","author_uid":"279610","epoch":1649292015,"text":"Excellent interpretation of this genre, specifically the ability to blow up your own ship creating a blind spot. That made it much more interesting than without that.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":808049,"author_name":"Blue Pin Studio","author_uid":"blue-pin-studio","epoch":1649301043,"text":"Managed to get 4760, not too bad :)\n\nGreat entry, not a whole lot to give feedback on. Perhaps it could've used some power ups or more variety, but the lack of those things is totally understandable during a jam","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":809923,"author_name":"iambaangkok","author_uid":"iambaangkok","epoch":1649335915,"text":"Your video is great, your voice is soothing, and most importantly...your game is AMAZING! This is a perfectly finished game with good fun and the greatest humour I've played so far!\n\nAt first I thought I could just hold space and aim behind the escape shuttle and protect the Earth forever but no, the asteroids get faster and I just couldn't rotate my ufo fast enough. It is truly \"inevitable.\"","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":811580,"author_name":"Yaen","author_uid":"yaen","epoch":1649356147,"text":"Nice, I liked the voice acting. It was kinda hard to coordinate at times but that's the challenge of this game. It didn't feel all that inevitable that the earth would get hit since it didn't feel like the number \/ speed of rocks was increasing that much over time at some point. But I accidentally shot a lot of the rockets lol.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":811659,"author_name":"Sawyer","author_uid":"sawyer","epoch":1649357088,"text":"I really like this game, it looks and feels amazing! The commentary is hilarious as well.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":813550,"author_name":"Jirushi","author_uid":"jirushi","epoch":1649382708,"text":"Cool, asteroids with a twist. Pretty cool overall, but the game over is a bit... Last min perhaps? You tell me. But everything else is on point(I hate the icy movement I hate the icy movement I hate the icy movement), congrats.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":820874,"author_name":"xCarl","author_uid":"xcarl","epoch":1649549698,"text":"Very good game! I really like the voice acting and the mechanic of the escaping rockets.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":825313,"author_name":"LDJam user 0","author_uid":"0","epoch":1649702074,"text":"Pretty neat idea, but the rough polishing and constant grating high-pitched squeak made it feel a chore to play for an extended period of time. The explosion of squares that is used for every interaction felt very rudimentary, and very unbecoming of a game with this visual style, it feels very cheap, and perhaps thrown in to cover a forgotten last angle. The different elements were constantly clashing, and it could never make a cohesive game in my eyes, what with the realistic-looking asteroids, the goddamn square explosions, the \"whoops\" text that looks like its taken out of a '80s comic book, and it felt pretty bad. The ice physics made most attempts at control impossible, and it boiled down to spinning and holding shoot whenever the spaceship isn't above the player. The voice acting, while at a reasonable quality, got on my nerves, and all the other sounds felt very annoying. I also couldn't seem where the theme was at, at all. It seemed to me just a standard, albeit infuriating, planet defence game. Unfortunately, rated very low.","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":890148,"author_name":"SporerSD","author_uid":"sporersd","epoch":1665983042,"text":"Thanks for sharing, I found a lot of interesting information here. A really good post, very thankful and helpful that you will write many more posts like this one.\n\nhttps:\/\/www.scoresense.me\/","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":894526,"author_name":"ShawD","author_uid":"shawd","epoch":1667813325,"text":"Glad you like it. We have been using this for several weeks now and it seems to be going nicely.  \n\n\nhttps:\/\/www.direct2hr.org\/\t","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"}],"format":"md","images":["ld50\/wayback-placeholder.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/dedhedzed.itch.io\/oh-no-earth","text":"Link"},{"url":"https:\/\/dedhedzed.itch.io\/oh-no-earth","text":"Link"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"83118","g_author":"1025361","g_event":"LD50","g_eventkey":"110","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"388867","g_title":"Oh No, Earth!","g_status":"WAYBACK","g_place":"36","g_commentcount":"23","g_site2_node_id":"287175","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"287175","n_urlkey":"388867","n_parent":"276397","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/50\/oh-no-earth","n_slug":"oh-no-earth","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"compo","n_author":"25361","n_created":"1648997330","n_modified":"1759742772","n_version":"881484","n_status":"WAYBACK"},"node":{"_collation":{"body_sanitizer":"TextUtils::SanitizeHTML via existing importer","event":"LD50","removed_author":false},"_superparent":9,"_trust":3,"author":25361,"body":"\u200bAUDIO BASICALLY REQUIRED, HEADPHONES RECOMMENDED\n\nhttps:\/\/www.youtube.com\/watch?v=t1A4Th7ONgY\n\nMy entry for Ludum Dare 50, with the theme 'Delay the Inevitable'.\n\nThe Earth is about to be destroyed, and you have elected to stay behind to make sure that the escape shuttles can make it to  the gold-plated Invincible  Space Station. 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