CryptoHunk Market Platform by jabsatz

Welcome to CryptoHunk, the #1 Cryptocurrency Market Platform in the world!
Everyone wants to be rich, it's the only thing that matters in this world, and with our market-leading-cryptocurrency-generating-algorithm, you might achieve ~~our~~ your dreams in a matter of minutes.
Forget family, friends, and ethical concerns, you're here to make money. and for the low, LOW price of $99,999.99 you will get a subscription to our premium service.

| Link | https://gggelo.itch.io/cryptohunk |
| Link | https://gggelo.itch.io/cryptohunk |
| Original URL | https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/50/cryptohunk-market-platform |
Ratings
| Overall | 940th | 3.333⭐ | 35🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 1063th | 3.015⭐ | 35🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 446th | 3.545⭐ | 35🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 602th | 3.734⭐ | 34🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 1162th | 2.833⭐ | 35🧑⚖️ |
| Audio | 822th | 2.859⭐ | 34🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 34th | 4.343⭐ | 37🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 1117th | 3.05⭐ | 32🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 6🗳️ | 18🗨️ |
i would have love some graphs to feel even more like a crypto bro and a stonk master. It was hard to follow if the tweets had any influence on the price or even how much money I was winning or losing exactly.
Good job :thumbsup:
Love the fact that liking or disliking social media posts affects portfolio value. Or do they? Either way, I love it. The fact that I don't know if there's anything I can do to affect the value just makes it even more striking and funny. 10/10.
Music fits weirdly perfectly.
My only gripes:
- I wish there was a faster way to buy/sell with buttons instead of having to type with the keyboard
- I wish the UI scaled better, there's lots of empty space yet text is super small.
Overall, very nicely done!
Great job!
@squaxcom that's great to hear! I will contact our sales associates in Luxembourg and we should have your non-refundable bond check in about 6-8 business decades!
That said, it's supposed to feel quite a bit random (just like real life :smile:)
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In management/number-based games like this it would be nice to have some feel of feedback when you're doing stuff. (For example a picture / animation when a major event occurs, sound effects etc.)
The social media-feed with its snarky comments did its job here in that aspect though. It's a nice element and could surely be improved further.
Very nice entry!
JK love this game, screw crypto lol
Just to be _extra clear_: we do not endorse any **actually real** crypto product. This game is satire, and we would advise against following suspicious links in these comments.
Unfortunately as you probably already heard, [CryptoHunk has gone bankrupt](https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/50/cryptohunk-market-platform/$293498), so cash-outs will no longer be possible.
However we will keep the market platform up as a relic of the bright future that could've been. Please [follow us on twitter](https://twitter.com/glassbrickgames) for further updates!
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