Steal Alive is live on the Google Play Store! https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.pampattitude.stealAlive

And also on GameJolt! Holy hell, this is getting out of hand! http://gamejolt.com/games/steal-alive/88906

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Keyboard controls:
* W / up: jump
* A / left: move left
* D / right: move right
* J / space: attack
* Q: dash left
* E: dash right
* Mouse click: menu selection

Mobile controls: pretty explicit ;]
Please note that Android was the primary release platform. Also, loading is slow, don't freak out if you get a 5 seconds black screen after hitting "play"!

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Try to get back to your castle alive! Stomp chickens (what, you really thought chickens would **harm** you?), slash your way through soldiers and slay the androgynous **Hero** that's here to stop you!

This game is an endless scroller, 'cept it isn't endless. You can attack and avoid stuff, and your goal is to get to the end by defeating the boss and surviving the level.

Note that there is **only one level**, packed with awesomeness and stupidity. Hope you like it!
You can expect 1 minute game sessions, but the game is so hard I can't tell you how much it takes to get to the end. _I couldn't_. If you get there, please tell me what's there :D

The decompressed game is about 400Mo because of uncompressed sounds and unoptimized textures, sorry for that :x !

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Royalty-free music by Jason Shaw at [audionautix.com](http://audionautix.com/~audion/).
Sounds FX from [FreeSound](https://www.freesound.org).
Voices by the team, hope you like them!

Tools:
* Unity3D 5
* Adobe Flash
* Paint.NET
* GarageBand
* so much friends and Twitter support, thanks a gigantic bunch!