Venture Capitalist Simulator 2022 by Kyle Farwell

A Gelato Labs Production for Ludum Dare 51
Welcome to Venture Capitalist Simulator 2022. Before we begin, please understand that many hours of blood sweat and tears were dedicated to this work of art. Rest assured that no animals were harmed in the creation of this software, although Mr. Pickles had a close call and is making excellent progress with improved psych evals.
You are a bloodsucking investor looking to capitalize on those poor vulnerable souls that are desperate for money and are waiting to have their precious equity taken right before their eyes. Your task is simple - MAXIMIZE PROFIT. This is your only goal and sole purpose, anything else would be uncivilized. When presented with a choice be quick and firm with your decision - as you only have 10 seconds to determine your fate. Good luck, and may the most ruthless investor win!
The Gelato Labs "G-Team" for LD51 is:
Programming
Kyle Farwell (kfarwell)
Writing
Ryan Refcio
Kyle Farwell (kfarwell)
Jared Kelly (J A R F)
GPT-3 🤖
Music and Sound
Alice Dalton (AliceVibes)
(Re-used from a previous LD)
Art
DALL·E 🤖
Ratings
| Given | 2🗳️ | 7🗨️ |
The music may benefit from a longer loop. I guess it's ok with the stressful aspect of the game but it feels a little short for me.
Good job!
I was even more surprised to find familiar names like GPT3 and DALL-E on Credit.
Graphics like Window98 evoke memories.