This is my Dream Job by EggshellDog
POST JAM UPDATE: Mobile control support
This game is fully inspired by following meme
As an Ice Hockey trainer, we need to help our kids to learn how to fall down properly.
Relax and Enjoy!

Only one tip, more “Ball” hit in a roll = higher score

Music from https:// tunetank.com/track/3442-we-wish-you-a-merry-christmas/
and sound effect are also just grab from internet. Therefore I opt out Audio
Ratings
| Overall | 146th | 3.525⭐ | 42🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 25th | 4.038⭐ | 42🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 127th | 3.475⭐ | 42🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 334th | 1.897⭐ | 41🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 160th | 3.538⭐ | 42🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 4th | 4.4⭐ | 42🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 84th | 3.705⭐ | 41🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 36🗳️ | 35🗨️ |
So satisfying to kick kids and see their ragdolls flying around.
Didn't understand how it related to the theme.
Great job! :D
The kids+teens stage had a glitch where it didn't end after everyone was out, but of course that is of no consequence, I ended up just skating around kicking the unconscious bodies for fun. The alternative camera is great, might be the DOS nostalgia but to me everything looks just prettier from that angle. I guess the most impressive aspect for me is that you did a good job simulating a populated ice skating hall.
@fnelix can you give a bit more detail about the stucking in menu issue?
@shahinm it just like um.. harvesting the kids.....
@kr4ft3r sorry for the bug and thanks for the advice, indeed camera is an issue and that's why I add the other camera so that we can track the ball from top down view but yea rotatable camera should properly better. sadly don't have enough time to assign on this part.
I love the pixely effect also, that makes the game somehow feel more solid, no idea how to describe it better. I also like how you have a tutorial level you have to compelete first. I must say, finding out you can kick the kids without using the ball made me chuckle
I did not really find the theme in this one. "Harvesting pain" ?
Yes: Kick with foot
the character was kinda easy to control, but i noticed that i had the reflex to use my mouse to move the camera, so maybe the controls would be even smoother with the possibility of pivoting camera with the mouse?
thanks for the experience hahaha
A few pain points:
- The text on the menu on mobile was hard to read
- On mobile I wish the camera wasn't locked to your movement, it made it difficult to control
- Im not sure if it said this somewhere or was lost in the text but the fun went wayyy up when I realised I could kick kids myself :sweat_smile:
- I had a few 'trained' ones go through the walls and out of the ring haha
Aside from those I can't say enough good things about this. The contra feel perfectly like Im just sliding around in the ice, there's so many small details that tie it together that you didn't have to do but are a perfect example of using your time wisely and polishing. I saw teens pushing kids, I saw kids skating side by side in pairs, it really tied everything together. The game plain looked really good and had a lot of variation among the kids/teens. Bravo for such a fun little tight experience.
I played the game on mobile as it was advertised, controls were a bit rough but I enjoyed it nonetheless. I'll give it another go on desktop later!
tbh I am a bit suprised for so many saying this is not related to the theme. I am not a native english speaker and here is my thinking process:
harvesting as an action -> similar to ~~kicking~~ knocking down kids -> knocking down = kind of harvesting
is this too far-fetched? :thinking:
and sorry for the camera, I know it will be much better if we can rotate it but I don't have time for it :(
Funny. You nailed the energy of the gif. Nice job!
Not really related to the theme but I don't really mind.


The only thing I didn't like very much were the controls; I know tank controls are easier to make than a normal third person camera, but I would've really liked to be able to strafe side to side at least to have a bit more control 😅 Not that it mattered too much after I realised I didn't even need the ball to knock people over and started just skating into everyone.
My screen went red a few times and I didn't understand why as there seemed to be no time limit or anything; what did that mean? 😮
Overall I liked it, and with a bit more polish I'd like it even more. Nice job!