The Holy Scanner by Teun de Vries
THE HOLY SCANNER
In the holy scanner we follow Hermann, a close descendent from the greek god Hermes. Hermann has never been defeated at being employee of the month. But this month is not like the others. Will Hermann be able to rise above and beyond what was thought possible? Let's hope so! For the challenges ahead are not meant for mere mortals.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Omg, this was a rollercoaster of emotions! And I thought my life was difficult!" -Robert ten Brink, grammy award winning column writer
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Wow, I'm just blown away! I've never experienced anything this well orchestrated in my entire life!" -Christopher Walken, first conductor of the Uruguayan philharmonic orchestra.
⭐⭐⭐⭐ "Great story, great game, amazing delivery man! Some people could improve on their communication..." -Hermann, delivery man of the month.
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐
"10/10 every single playthrough. It just messes you up emotionally. Worth it every single time though."
-Frank de Boer, Grammy award winning dutch farmer.
Controls Keyboard + Mouse ADW =left right jump Left/right mouse button = Laser/bomb(upgrade) Shift = Dash(upgrade)
Teun: Programmer (basically everything) Koos: Art Bart: Music
Addition after deadline: Added a WebGL build with some bugs fixed that went under the radar during the stress of the last hours. Bats are a little less crazy now. Added a short delay before being able to upgrade to prevent accidentally buying upgrades. The windows version is still the same version uploaded before the deadline.
Ratings
| Overall | 471th | 3.686⭐ | 53🧑⚖️ |
| Fun | 335th | 3.696⭐ | 53🧑⚖️ |
| Innovation | 654th | 3.265⭐ | 53🧑⚖️ |
| Theme | 825th | 3.647⭐ | 53🧑⚖️ |
| Graphics | 506th | 3.814⭐ | 53🧑⚖️ |
| Audio | 229th | 3.82⭐ | 52🧑⚖️ |
| Humor | 42th | 4.275⭐ | 53🧑⚖️ |
| Mood | 352th | 3.8⭐ | 52🧑⚖️ |
| Given | 85🗳️ | 125🗨️ |
Dialogue is great & full points for humor. One small gripe is it's easy to accidentally click on an upgrade, which I did several times. I hope Hermann gets recognition for his troubles.
Art, music, idea, dat moving animation...very fun game!
The music is pleasant and the graphics are great. The movement of the legs and the arms of the player made me laugh a lot haha.
The only problem was that your game don't support 1366x768 resolution and I can't read the dialogues. It's a shame, cause judging by the comments, they must have been pretty funny.
Overall, a nice entry! Good job!
Was a bit too hard though :(
Ah no. The title screen clearly shows a continuous laser. I wasnt infinite fire rate and not just small laser blips (and why are they affected by gravity??). Maybe I should have focused my level ups on fire rate. why didn't I do that... ok time to try one more time
the sound is really good but seems to be extra low for some reason (compared to others games I played)
neat cutscenes
the zoombies are really really hard to go through
oh man this IS hilarious

Criticism, I was spamming clicking the mouse because I didn't realize I only needed to hold it and skipped like 3 level ups because of that.