Telifrenzy by NAL
WARNING: This game contains filthy language. Lots of it. Also, some of the Telibellies' aerials are suggestive. The first one's aerial is blatantly just a knob and bollocks.
The Telibellies are a race of aliens that are the friendliest in the world. They exist to love. There is no war.
One problem. They create Telibelly Custard, a substance which to them is just a nutrient food. But to humans, it is a notorious aphrodisiac - one teaspoon of the stuff and you'll be rocking a chub for the rest of the week.
You are Reginald Waft, a savvy British hipster businessman who's left it all - cheeky Nando's with the lads, banter for days and even the occasional go on your mum - to ransack the Telibelly planet. You might even take the concept of their planet and sell it to some British TV channel as a children's programme.
Go with your array of missiles that grapple onto things to steer, and also somehow collect the abundant Telibelly Custard. Merc those cutesy swines before they sing you a song about learning things. And then get back to the lads back in Britain, drop a couple beers, re-curl your moustache and smash up the local gym.
The Telibellies are a race of aliens that are the friendliest in the world. They exist to love. There is no war.
One problem. They create Telibelly Custard, a substance which to them is just a nutrient food. But to humans, it is a notorious aphrodisiac - one teaspoon of the stuff and you'll be rocking a chub for the rest of the week.
You are Reginald Waft, a savvy British hipster businessman who's left it all - cheeky Nando's with the lads, banter for days and even the occasional go on your mum - to ransack the Telibelly planet. You might even take the concept of their planet and sell it to some British TV channel as a children's programme.
Go with your array of missiles that grapple onto things to steer, and also somehow collect the abundant Telibelly Custard. Merc those cutesy swines before they sing you a song about learning things. And then get back to the lads back in Britain, drop a couple beers, re-curl your moustache and smash up the local gym.
Ratings
| Coolness | 48% | 1268 |
| Overall | 3.48 | 209 |
| Audio | 2.54 | 538 |
| Fun | 3.23 | 320 |
| Graphics | 3.81 | 156 |
| Humor | 3.88 | 49 |
| Innovation | 3.52 | 165 |
| Mood | 3.21 | 312 |
| Theme | 3.50 | 391 |
Humor wasn't my style, but it gave a bit of a surreal touch.
I was really impressed by the amount of levels.
Good job!
Good work anyway !
Pretty neat graphics-wise, but I found gameplay to be troublesome; at first, I couldn't really grasp how stars control the missile, and even once I got the grasp of it I found it quite troubling (partially because the turns are really quick, partially because it felt like the point of rotation is slightly off compared to star center). As for humour, not quite my thing, but whatever (I did smile on "I'll send you to heck", though). ^^"