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I think it could add to the humor (which is already phenomenal, by the way LOL) to have some sort of business lore going on as you play, if you take this one further!","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"},{"id":1168156,"author_name":"OLEGATOR0270","author_uid":"olegator0270","epoch":1759861050,"text":"Good special effects","format":"md","likes":0,"spam":"N"}],"format":"md","images":["ldjam-media\/sha256\/3a\/3a290b38dba9c30058a5e5a6445db2c3f8b90b7cde77eb289611251dd9e27d7b.png"],"links":[{"url":"https:\/\/bassoonist5.itch.io\/everything-goes-in-llc","text":"Play on Itch.io"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"89036","g_author":"1416758","g_event":"LD58","g_eventkey":"112","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"426875","g_title":"EVERYTHING GOES IN LLC","g_status":"WAYBACK","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"3","g_site2_node_id":"416759","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":{"n_key":"416759","n_urlkey":"426875","n_parent":"415614","n_path":"\/events\/ludum-dare\/58\/everything-goes-in-llc","n_slug":"everything-goes-in-llc","n_type":"item","n_subtype":"game","n_subsubtype":"jam","n_author":"416758","n_created":"1758903033","n_modified":"1779356277","n_version":"1327985","n_status":"WAYBACK"},"node":{"_collation":{"body_sanitizer":"TextUtils::SanitizeHTML via existing importer","event":"LD58","removed_author":false},"_superparent":9,"_trust":1,"author":416758,"body":"In this galaxy, mining is serious business.\nThat\u2019s why you brought a black hole.\nSmash asteroids, hoover up shiny rocks, and fill your collection\u2014before the universe runs out of snacks!\n\nWhy doesn\u2019t the black hole just swallow them?\nLook, I work for EVERYTHING GOES IN LLC, not some cosmic physicists.\n\n\nHow to Play:\nUse your :mouse_three_button: to move your black hole over the asteroids.\nIt will smash them all automatically\u2014no clicking required. 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