{"author_link":"\/author\/konwlege\/","author_name":"Knowledge","author_uid":"34045","comments":[{"author_name":"Shina69","author_uid":"58059","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 2:42pm","epoch":1440513420,"text":"Too slow for me... also it turns out difficult to compete with someone who causes you so much damage."},{"author_name":"dancingmad","author_uid":"39644","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 1:26pm","epoch":1440681660,"text":"The game is really too slow ^^ Also I can't kill the 2nd guard because I don't have enough life..."},{"author_name":"Resonious","author_uid":"38940","time":"Aug 27, 2015 @ 1:45pm","epoch":1440682800,"text":"Unsure if it's possible to kill things without losing too much health to continue."},{"author_name":"Knowledge","author_uid":"34045","time":"Aug 28, 2015 @ 8:27pm","epoch":1440793320,"text":"If you kill them by pressing space fast you might do it without damage. But point of game isn't killing the guards."},{"author_name":"WubAlliance","author_uid":"54258","time":"Sep 14, 2015 @ 1:31pm","epoch":1442237160,"text":"Solid entry, although not much variety. As far as I can tell this is just space bar mashing to the max. It would be nice if there was some other mechanic to help with combat (i.e. being able to jump behind enemies or something). The sprites are good, the game has pretty decent sound. Nice work!"},{"author_name":"CtrlAltTea","author_uid":"21781","time":"Sep 14, 2015 @ 3:59pm","epoch":1442246040,"text":"not exactly my cup of tea, but an interesting, minimalistic game nonetheless. A bit on the hard site, since movement can be a little floaty.\r<br\/>\r<br\/>If you go the opposite direction, you can fall of the world"}],"images":["ld33\/34045-6da302b6eeb38b0d51fc176a4ea4ea8b.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/gamejolt.com\/games\/real-monster\/88495","text":"Windows"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"9030","g_author":"34045","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"JAM","g_urlkey":"9063","g_title":"Real monster","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"99999","g_commentcount":"6","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/34045-shot0-1440461239.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"A Game for #LD33.\r\nArrows to move, space to select\/move dialog\/punch.\r\nSupper plot twist.\r\nWarning: very slow game.","title":"Real monster"}