{"author_link":"\/author\/bw\/","author_name":"bw","author_uid":"32144","comments":[{"author_name":"terop","author_uid":"56621","time":"Aug 24, 2015 @ 1:53pm","epoch":1440424080,"text":"Works nice, but it's a little difficult. I couldnt figure out timing well enough to get past the first obstacles. But the blood looks amazing."},{"author_name":"Arcadonauts","author_uid":"56499","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 7:36am","epoch":1440487860,"text":"I clicked on this because the name made me laugh. This is an odd little game, and I mean that it the best possible way."},{"author_name":"Jani Nyk\u00e4nen","author_uid":"26965","time":"Aug 25, 2015 @ 5:18pm","epoch":1440522780,"text":"A bit too hard, but enjoyable game."},{"author_name":"dollarone","author_uid":"45147","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 2:20am","epoch":1440555300,"text":"MAN! this is brutal. Contra mixed with SMB2. Good work but PUNISHING!"},{"author_name":"Hero7785","author_uid":"23123","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 2:22am","epoch":1440555420,"text":"The game was to hard for me."},{"author_name":"hdong","author_uid":"58094","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 2:38am","epoch":1440556380,"text":"Couldn't even get past the first obstacle LOL"},{"author_name":"fragileannihilator","author_uid":"49685","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 7:52pm","epoch":1440618420,"text":"Beat it! Almost made me laugh"},{"author_name":"collaboration","author_uid":"57976","time":"Aug 26, 2015 @ 11:28pm","epoch":1440631380,"text":"It's too hard for playing."},{"author_name":"Wryxo","author_uid":"56123","time":"Aug 31, 2015 @ 9:55pm","epoch":1441057800,"text":"Interesting, yet absurdly hard. Wish there were more levels."},{"author_name":"zenmumbler","author_uid":"17143","time":"Sep 3, 2015 @ 10:03pm","epoch":1441317480,"text":"That was ridiculous but in a fun way. The big tank saying "help, I'm stuck" was cute."}],"images":["ld33\/32144-1b70fed488006d600e465b23f097ea40.jpg"],"links":[{"url":"http:\/\/coconut.xen.prgmr.com\/bw\/ludumdare2015\/","text":"Web"}],"metadata":{"g_key":"9183","g_author":"32144","g_event":"LD33","g_eventkey":"29","g_subevent":"COMPO","g_urlkey":"9216","g_title":"Brutally Insane Ripped Six Pack Abs With One Weird","g_status":"UCHK1","g_place":"632","g_commentcount":"10","g_site2_node_id":"0","g_hide":"N","g_has_icon":"Y","g_rqueue":"0","g_random":"0"},"nds":[],"node":null,"orig_images":["http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/compo2\/\/479518\/32144-shot0-1440381627.png-eq-900-500.jpg"],"text":"ImpactJS\r\nSchism Tracker\r\nCosmigo Pro Motion\r\n\r\nI ran out of time. I hope I didn't offend any Communists.","title":"Brutally Insane Ripped Six Pack Abs With One Weird Trick Discovered by a Proletarian"}