So... I picked every silly choice there was... and lost when I literally chose to die...
but I had 4 nipples and a really cool hat, oh an lactose was not a problem anymore.
10/10 would play again.

The auxiliary nipple upgrade cooks

Wasn't able to press play button :( - update from breadstick it is now fixed! thanks!

The idea is very interesting.
There is not enough tutorial. As well as a lot of special effects and screen shakes, this makes the game incomprehensible with small freezes.

@adamag the html5 build should be fixed, and there's also a Windows version you should be able to download!

I was promised a hat! Also I am not sure what I was expecting when option said that I would die hmmm...
Pure chaos! Quite violent at times hahah

Difficult to understand what's happening due to screen shakes and repetitive high pitched voice lines got old quick. Otherwise I thank you for the cool hat, extra nipple and fixing my relationship with lactose :)

Neat game, it was a little hard to understand with all the screen shaking and constant dialogue. Also making the player glide around was an interesting choice. Wasn't sure if it was possible to lose as I stopped moving after a certain point and my hp bar never seemed to go down. Got an extra nipple though so all around enjoyed it!

Took a while to understand what's going on, but in the end, I made it to the paradise! Nice touch with the old Finnish mythology stuff. :)

Once I started getting upgrades ever single second and the screen started shaking so much I was at 2 frames per second, it was a little tricky to tell what was happening. (I also couldn't pay attention to the dialogue through the chaos)
And yet I still loved it. 10/10 for the cool hat

solid game I enjoyed it I like the 2D art One issue I had was that it was hard to read the dialogue while playing

Really great game, the dialogue was hilarious, and the screen shake was amazing - and like any good vampire-survivors style game my upgrades lagged the game so much I could barely play by the end, 10/10. My only real complaint was the map felt a little cramped, it would've been nice if it was a bit deeper, but the 3D models blended really nicely with the 2D images

thanks all for playing :) the extra nipples are implemented but you can't see them cause of the clothes

re: the screenshake, I ought to mention that this is the toned down version, and it used to be way, way worse. there's a button in the Settings (Esc) to disable it if it's too much

there's a secret ending no one has found yet

@manabreak glad someone recognized the Finnish lore :)

thanks all, appreciate the comments!

Art style is really fun. I love the paper effect.

They vocal audio effect is a little distracting, but they have a lot of banter which is fun.

How do you not click "Literally Die" the first time is what I want to know.

@partkyle We watched and enjoyed your stream!!
Although I thought the hat was really cool 🥺👉👈

Very funky art style, enjoyed the overall aesthetics a lot. Very amusing entry, although it did lag a bit, but I guess my setup is too old at this point. Excellent work!

I really enjoy art style of the game, concept also is very cool, but there is not enough tutorials(from my side), but overall game is cool!

Cool idea, lacks a bit of balancing as later on you get so OP that you cannot even die. I loved the "level up" options of getting an extra nipple, being lactose intolerant and so on

Cool idea, lacks a bit of balancing as later on you get so OP that you cannot even die. I loved the "level up" options of getting an extra nipple, being lactose intolerant and so on

Insane game. Love the chaos. I did get way to many upgrades though, that was a bit overwhelming.
Very fun to play!

Great game! quick and easy to get into, everything was clear. Might need some more balancing, but I enjoyed it quite a bit!

Love the Art style and the writing!!

Good looking and fast paced game. Great job!

Unfortunately there was a weird glitching graphical effect for me in the web version. I love the animations for the muscle guy. Nice work, very ambitious. I felt like it was too fast paced for me to grasp what to do and appreciate the dialogue.

I like it when 2D sprites are in a 3D world.
looks fresh!

No clue what I was doing, but ended up committing suicide :shrug:

Loved game name, never made it to paradise though. Kinda seemed like I couldn't die? Kinda too fast paced for me... But awesome idea, just slightly "glitchy" I'd say. Cool looking graphics too!

THERE IS A LOOOOOOOOT GOING ON!
AHAHAHAHAAHA
One word: Chaotically Fantastic.

What a wild ride! The humor and creativity are off the charts. Loved the unique upgrades and the chaotic fun. Great job on crafting such a memorable experience!

Wow, that's something, I have to say it was hard to follow what was happening and the camera was a bit hectic but i guess it's part of the games feel. Not really my type but I can only recognize the great work done here. Good Job.

Cool game, I liked it!

thanks again everyone :)

@mark-swinimer we had a friend have that too! None of us on the dev team were able to re-create it. Are you on Mac by any chance?

There was so much going on at once. Loved it

Too much fire makes the game lag over hell.
I did not really get how and what summon is.
Camera only goes left-right, then I can lost my character below the viewport.

But only run around was enough. I laugh so much with the competency proposal at each level. Thanks for that.
And the graphics are so nice.

the game has everything it needs to be an excellent game, the idea works, the feedback is perfect, the mechanics are well thought out but the balancing is ill-adapted, I would have hoped to have a little more difficulty. It has a lot of potential, a fun experience, keep it up!

@poboy I meant to mention that, I did play in in html5 on mac. So it's totally understandable haha. Aint nobody got time for that.

Ok, I finished it (cant tell that about many games) so it was definitely catchy. What is more, I had motion sickness during the whole experience. But once you offered me more nipples, I knew I have to finish it to see what else is there. I even chose to die, thinking I will get something from it, haha.

Nice, thanks you for your entry.

Nice idea and quite on theme. I liked the art and music. I sometimes felt like the screen shake was a bit too intense. Near the end I was just getting constant upgrades as well which was kind of annoying. I sometimes walked off the bottom of the screen, not sure if that was intentional.

Overall it was quite a fun and interesting game but I feel like there are some bugs and problems with the gameplay loop which could be made clearer (what is the point in having to summon your companions? Can they die or was I just on easy mode?).

I beat the game with 6 hats and probably a hundred nipples. Great game!
Some feedback:
1. Maybe make the camera a bit less shaky, it wasn't too annoying, but it made it hard to see what's going on sometimes.
2. Need more levels! (and nipples)

It's a good game, but I feel like the controls are weird.

Cool game!

Here are my first impressions, after playing for a bit. Hope they're helpful.

1) The movement feels like standing on ice. The player shouldn't slide at all, in my opinion. Only move, when the player presses a button. That would make evading the enemies less frustrating.

2) It's possible to move outside the camera view, when moving too far to the bottom.

3) The summons don't really do much at the moment. For example I just summoned the first one and let it fight, while I was just moving around until the portal opened.

The upgrades were fun, especially the multiple hats :D
Good job with the game! Keep it up :)

Pure chaos. I loved this experience. It's amazing how absurd everything is. My only complaint is the summoning salt bar doesn't appear when i try going into full screen on my monitor.
The pure chaos of the random dialogue and the enemies coming out of nowhere and all the upgrades that don't help at all. Perfect.
I got all 4 endings and also what I consider the true ending of getting a bunch of really cool hats.

Nice game, cool touch with the lactose tolerancy haha
A bit special on the movements (physic-based?) but overall had a good time!

thanks all for playing our game!

@themixedmaster did you get the secret ending? If so you might be the first person to discover it :D also your hat tower brought us great joy

@dymino the summons cannot die, tbh we had summon death implemented and removed it for some reason, it probably would've been better kept in. thank you for the feedback!

@stefan-funke agree with the movement, I tend to prefer a tiny amount of slide but it should be way snappier, it's too icy as-is currently. thank you for playing!

@poboy yeah if the secret ending brings the total number of endings to 4 then I got the secret ending. The screenshots gave me the clue I needed to get it ;)
The hat tower brought me great joy too

I got so many cool hats and nipples the game started running at a quarter of a frame per second. This was a blast to play and the cast of summons is the funniest one in this jam!