The 74% scientifically inaccurate cheese fabrication process by SiMouth

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made by SiMouth for LD33 (JAM)
Learn 5 steps to make a good cheese.

I found the Ludum Dare 33 theme a bit weird, but I tried to do something with it. I hope it is good.

Ratings

Coolness 39% 1668
Overall(Jam) 2.91 796
Audio(Jam) 2.47 614
Fun(Jam) 3.05 531
Graphics(Jam) 2.77 803
Humor(Jam) 3.91 72
Innovation(Jam) 3.05 486
Mood(Jam) 3.16 494
Theme(Jam) 2.10 1075

Feedback

komjaur
26. Aug 2015 · 12:23 UTC
"You're so bad at this"
But mom.
I dont know to cut cheese :D
Feetsalot
27. Aug 2015 · 14:40 UTC
THAT PLOT TWIST DOE
adsilcott
27. Aug 2015 · 14:42 UTC
Got stuck on the dicing the cheese.
DarkwindMedia
27. Aug 2015 · 14:44 UTC
Lots of laughter over here, nice job haha
Skyfish
27. Aug 2015 · 14:45 UTC
I can't get past the cheese cutting because it is too difficult with a touchpad.
congusbongus
27. Aug 2015 · 14:48 UTC
Haha, way to make milking disturbing :)
🎤 SiMouth
27. Aug 2015 · 14:52 UTC
I didn't test it with a touchpad, but I can say it's definitely not designed to be played this way, sorry.
The following levels would be a problem too.

Tip for the "dicing" part : the game checks if you click on a small area around one end of the red line, and if so when you release the mouse button it checks if you do it at the other end of the same line. It doesn't matter if you actually follow the line.
Waterman7
27. Aug 2015 · 14:52 UTC
My cheese got stuck on the board, so I couldn't get it to rest in the mould. Would have loved to see the ending :(
Apart from that, great job!
superfluous
27. Aug 2015 · 14:52 UTC
The milk and cheese dialog was hilarious. I wanted to see the end so badly, but the filling the mold minigame was broken to the point of being uncompleteable and the cutting the cheese was so frustrating/inconsistent that I couldn't bear restarting again.
zenmumbler
27. Aug 2015 · 15:02 UTC
That's the 2nd game so far that made the Munster joke. As expected in a Jam, some of the mechanics are fiddly as hell but it was a fun experience nonetheless. Nice.
Dianouille
31. Aug 2015 · 14:12 UTC
Got stuck at the "shaking cheese" part (2 times haha I'm so bad at this). Some cheese cubes are stucked on the board and if you shake it again, it doesn't move anymore :/. But it was really funny and quite enjoyable, good work ! :)
cjke.7777
31. Aug 2015 · 15:39 UTC
What the hell did I just play? Very good, but very different
undef
01. Sep 2015 · 17:12 UTC
Shaking the cheese is buggy, it gets stuck and wont move anymore.
kaitokidi
02. Sep 2015 · 16:35 UTC
so good, no need to say more, soooo gooood!!!!
Xanjos
02. Sep 2015 · 16:56 UTC
Never looking at cheese making the same way again. Apart from a few issues such as the accuracy threshold for the slicing stage and the physics in the mould stage being broken if you're not careful, this was actually quite fun to play.
Vennril
03. Sep 2015 · 11:55 UTC
That was unexpectedly funny :D
All the text bits from the cheese were both hilarious and adorable. Nice compilation of mini-games too. Love it! :)
nassi
09. Sep 2015 · 20:21 UTC
Didn't realize I could move the shelf containing the cheese cubes until playing to that point three times. I can't believe I'm bad at a game that is this simple :P.

Nice little game/experience. Definitely a nice change of pace.