Bumper cars are old tech, aren't they? We all rode them when we were kids, so they must be.

But here you are not riding a car. You are the poor guy who risks his life dodging cars and jumping into them to help kids steer away from jams and get unstuck.

So that's your goal: make sure KIDS HAVE FUN! Which means they want to drive fast and bump into other cars. If they get stuck they'll get bored. And if kids are bored... YOU'LL BE FIRED!

HOW TO PLAY: Move: arrows Jump: z/x Jump into cars to drive them.

KEEP THE FUN ROLLING!