You're an office worker. One day in a stupid team building exercise, your coworker friend wins a big-haired troll doll. He gives it to you. This would be OK for some people, except you have 2 problems:

1. You have a severe phobia of troll dolls
2. You have intense social anxiety and you are incapable of returning the gift

But now your other coworkers have noticed your troll doll, and it isn't too long before someone brings you another one. And because of your anxiety, you can't get rid of this one either! Soon, it becomes common practice to gift you trolls for Christmas, birthdays, and other random times.

The more trolls you have, the less you are able to do work. Something has to be done or you will go completely insane and you will be fired!

So you have to find creative ways to get rid of the trolls without your coworkers noticing and getting mad at you for throwing away their gifts.

(Obviously I thought about this a lot but ended up not going with it because I couldn't figure out a mechanic for getting rid of troll dolls.)