{"author_name":"Blobo","cat":"LD #34","comments":[],"epoch":1450059660,"likes":1,"metadata":{"p_key":"10259","p_author":"Blobo","p_authorkey":"52667","p_urlkey":"45486","p_title":"The last of the Ninjean Lineage","p_cat":"LD #34","p_event":"LD34","p_time":"1450059660","p_likes":"1","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"52667","us_name":"Blobo","us_username":"\/author\/blobo\/","event_start":"1449792000","event_key":"31","event_name":"LD34"},"text":"<p>Have you ever wanted to play a game in which you are a pair of pants, and a ninja? you have now.<\/p>\n <p>my game takes place in the great country of early Japants, where the ninjean lineage was almost finished of by all the other lineages. it&#8217;s your job to be a totally cool ninja, and jump from building to building, climb towers, and kill all the other pairs of pants that get in your way.<\/p>\n <p>this game also features&#8230;<\/p>\n <p>A Totally cool background!<\/p>\n <p>A Fancy Ancient mode, setting the game to look like a really old movie!<\/p>\n <p>The coolest protagonist you would ever want on a wire coat hanger!<\/p>\n <p>Headband Physics!<\/p>\n <p>Wall Climbing!<\/p>\n <p>And so much more!<\/p>\n <p><img src=\"http:\/\/i.imgur.com\/r1hScRk.png?1\" alt=\"Jumping off of some dude's dojo into a tower.\" \/><\/p>\n <p>What are you waiting for!<\/p>","time":"December 13th, 2015 9:21 pm","title":"The last of the Ninjean Lineage"}