Afternoon, mates. My name is Marty Graw, famous Australian adventurer and collector of all things valuable.
Recently my adventures in the Boulderdash Temple in Africa were turned into a game by Samusoidal (who I hope is following my request and censoring names and locations).
I was approached mid-August by an strange old man. Rich, well-dressed, but strange. He wouldn't stop speaking in pig latin. Luckily I had my bachelor's degree in dead or useless languages.
At any rate, this man told me that there were untold treasures to be had, if only he were able to move as spryly as he could in his youth. Being the ~~greedy~~ collector that I am, I naturally volunteered to help, for an extremely large (yet fair) commission.
If you've seen Indiana Jones, you know what comes next.
Play me running away from the boulder in The Adventures of Marty Graw.