{"author_name":"Jase","cat":"LD #34","comments":[],"epoch":1449993960,"likes":3,"metadata":{"p_key":"10753","p_author":"Jase","p_authorkey":"5737","p_urlkey":"45987","p_title":"What to do when in prison? Tear it up!","p_cat":"LD #34","p_event":"LD34","p_time":"1449993960","p_likes":"3","p_comments":"0","p_status":"UPD5","us_key":"5737","us_name":"Jase","us_username":"jase","event_start":"1449792000","event_key":"31","event_name":"LD34"},"text":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tear_it_up.gif\"><img class=\"alignnone size-large wp-image-517085\" src=\"http:\/\/ludumdare.com\/compo\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/tear_it_up.gif\" alt=\"tear_it_up\" width=\"550\" height=\"453\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n <p>Get meaty goodness from the bodies of the fallen. Femur spike? SURE! Tendon bow? ABSOLUTELY! Synovial slime? YE-wtf?!<\/p>","time":"December 13th, 2015 3:06 am","title":"What to do when in prison? Tear it up!"}