Hey you! Yes, you!
Come check out my entry: https://ldjam.com/events/ludum-dare/42/ultimate-furniture-stack-x-treme It's a web game so it's super easy to play! Just follow that link, then follow that next link! I'm asking for just 2 whole button clicks! But wait, there's more! Follow this link: https://neldridge.itch.io/ultimate-furniture-stack-x-treme instead and it takes you right to the game! Dang, just cut your click commitment in half! Imagine what you could do with those savings! Buy a boat, invest, other responsible adult stuff! Come on down, you won't be disappointed (unless you are in which case #sorry, not sorry, yeah this is all still part of that hashtag). What are you waiting for??!!!
Come play the hit new Ludum Dare game that fans are raving over! But don't take my word for it! Here's what some adoring fans had to say!
"has potential but it’s impossible to move the character as intended" - some guy
"I kind of enjoyed it" - other guy
"If it would be a drunken character, it would make more sense" - some other guy

nailedit
[picture of really cool game you like here but slightly different so it peeks your interest]
