It's not pretty. It's not even fun yet. BUT IT FUNCTIONS

I don't have a lot of time this weekend. So if I'm going to get anything entered, I've basically got to keep things crazy simple. So I've technically gotten the game playable. There's not a proper game over screen. Or pregame screen. The squares are hard as heck to grab, even the slow ones. In an unfun way. Nothing is balanced, or pretty to look at, or anything I can be proud of.

But gosh darn it, I've got something playable.

https://gfycat.com/LinedBadFeline

Also yes, I'm taking the theme as literally as it gets. Sorry not sorry.