As a world-renowned professor of tomb raiding (a tombologist, really) I find that I have very important things to do. Sip my coffee. Stroke my long beard in contemplation. Avoid undergraduates. Not die in a horrible tomb. So when I heard about a new treasure that I simply had to have, in a temple filled with the deadliest traps imaginable, I knew there was only one thing left to do:

Send in the Interns.

Jodi, Artist, Adjunct Professor, Sacrificer of Interns