A message from The Computer
Greetings Citizens!
As you all know your friend The Computer is infallible, and can never be compromised. On an unrelated note, it appears a communist mutant traitor has accessed my systems in [REDACTED] sector and introduced a bug into my code, which of course is impossible. A team of troubleshooters have liquified the traitor and the High-Programmer has restored my code it full working order, which didn't need to be done as my code is incorruptible. Now everyone can again enjoy my programming as it was meant to be.
Please proceed to the nearest workstation and follow the link below to take part in the next mission.