The minions are lonely, they need a friend. Will you be that friend? And send them to their doom?

If so, come play Millions Of Minions! It's so much fun you'll die for it!

Its got everything you'll ever need! (Disclaimer: No it doesn't!)

You'll never want to play another game! (Disclaimer: That's a lie)

Explore, and get lost in, randomly generated dungeons

Fight tons of baddies (Disclaimer: Theirs only three) and collect minions.

And of course, there are these guys. Your new friends. Their also your only method of survival. So go find them and increase your hoard and your chances of survival!

What? Your still here? Really? You read all of it?! I wasn't expecting that. I guess this is the place where I say "go play our game."

So...go play our game and kill some monsters.

We'd greatly appreciate it.