Apparently we're now trying to condense entire Choose Your Own Adventure novels into a single Ludum Dare theme:

Unfortunately it's too late for me to submit my own theme suggestion of:

[[Demake/Don't Demake][Your/My/Someone's][First/Second/Third/Fourth/Fifth/Sixth/Seventh/Randomly Selected/Last][And/Or][[Favourite/Worst/Most Perplexing][Ludum Dare/Played/Imagined]/A Different][Game/Film/Experience/Introspective]/Don't Take Part]

Keep 'em short and to the point, people.